Pants Rowland

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 8, 2009 -> 10:57 PM) Number Nine. . . Number Nine. . . Number Nine. . . Omaha sucks. Yeah, I know I used that word last time we were on "O", but my in-laws are in town and it forced me to go to O'Sullivans (ooh, I could have used that for my "O" word! Damn!) after a workout and I got drunk trying to avoid seeing my inlaws again tonight. Got home thinking I could catch the end of the Red Sox-Angels game and instead f***ing Missouri-Nebraska is on and my mother in law in laying on my favorite couch and my father in law on my favorite chair watching my TV. Worst thing is I know Soxtalk is primarily asleep (Jim I hope you are up and can teach me some s***) and I can't even surf porn in the basement and have an "O"rgasm ('nother good "O" word that has been neglected thus far in the game). Orangutangs are not like Bonobos in the sense that Bonobos are all about orgasms while Orangutangs can get nasty and aggressive like me when my mother in law is in town. "O"h I wish the f***ing Nebraska game would end. It is a s***ty nazi f***ing state. Ever seen their exit polls? It is like a third world dictator was in charge with the likes of 70% for Bush/Franco/Mussolini. Remember when "O"sborn ran for congress? 87% of the vote or something like it. "O"f course he's qualified, he got us a national title. f*** me in my "O"cular cavity!

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Oct 8, 2009 -> 10:43 PM) Come on, this game didn't anywhere near the importance of the Bucker game. And nobody remembers Merkle because it was 100 years ago. But it was a boner, and everyone likes those, unless they are unattended. Then it gets uncomfortable.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Oct 8, 2009 -> 10:46 AM) Um, we never even landed there so how will we get a bomb there? Zany, but so true. Gus Grissom's family believes he was going to out the government lies and they whacked him.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 8, 2009 -> 10:46 AM) She's twelve, probably in 7th grade, was taken into the locker room without any of her family and a bunch of adults told her to do something. You call her spoiled, I think they took advantage of her. I agree and assume that is why the Phil's were quick to acknowledge the mistake and give it back.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 8, 2009 -> 08:20 AM) Kooky as it may sound my german grandpa allowed me to knock back a few beers at a young age. But they were proper beers, not some namby pamby see through brews that needed to be served so cold to mask the lack of flavor. Love that approach, "if you're gonna drink, at least drink the good stuff." My eldest (6) likes to share my Warsteiner Dark and Kostrizer with me so I think he is on a good path, if that can be said for highly underaged drinking.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 09:15 PM) Can't condone underage consumption, so wait you must. Don't follow laws I don't believe in. My 6 and 4 year old sample my drinks all the time.

Vowels were not even part of the original Phoenician alphabet.

Karma has never been instant for me, no matter what John Lennon says.

Xela is one of the largest cities in Guatemala and one of the few times you will see a Spanish word starting with X.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 02:15 PM) Perfect place to party Pants "Quality party spot" is not how I would describe Omaha, Nebraska.

QUOTE (Pants Rowland @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 02:12 PM) Nebraska is where I will end up for the holidays. Inlaws, ugh! Omaha, to be more specific

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 02:11 PM) move over, that ain't the place Nebraska is where I will end up for the holidays. Inlaws, ugh!

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 01:55 PM) Kyaking too! Love it when things fall into place. Maybe my love was premature.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 12:55 PM) Perhaps I spoke too fast. The MCDouble, when I've been drinking, is pretty sweet Queen is the pantyhose size of choice for McDonald's regulars.

QUOTE (SoxAce @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 12:44 PM) Notice that the ground is now shaking, cause the obese people are mobbing to your house? Oh, I wouldn't worry, it will be some time before they actually arrive.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 12:03 PM) Fast typers can find their share of frustration here as well. Keyboards like Dvorak might be able to help us slow responders.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 11:27 AM) Xeric vegetation fails to thrive in the rains of the plains in Spain. You make an astute observation, Ms. Dolittle.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 11:24 AM) Unfortunately that means living in Ohio. Valencia is closer to the Toledo I am referencing. Waziristan may also be closer.

QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 11:20 AM) Slow Down, baby now you're moving way too fast. Toledo was a hotbed of tolerance and thought where jews, christians and muslims lived together peacefully.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 11:16 AM) Oh sure. Leave it up to me. Pants can help you. How about we discuss the Moorish rule of Spain?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Oct 7, 2009 -> 11:02 AM) I me mine i me mine i me mine Julia, sleeping sand, silent cloud, touch me Kamikaze move there with the double post, Balta. Good thing you mentioned Journey, though.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 6, 2009 -> 10:04 PM) Quiet wish. Philly looks tough Really would like to see LA or Philly in the NL v. Yankees or Angels. All LA would actually be pretty cool with Thome getting a ring.

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 6, 2009 -> 10:01 PM) Overall I'd like to see the Dodgers beat the Yankees in the WS Prognostication or just wishful thought?

QUOTE (Tex @ Oct 6, 2009 -> 09:49 PM) Minny proves again they know how to win No interest in seeing that damn dome rocking again. Can't believe I am saying this...GO YANKEES!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Oct 6, 2009 -> 07:09 PM) Zoologists know their geography better than you. Absolute myth.