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QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 14, 2008 -> 11:55 AM) Take this step by step She reveals to the "salesperson" her income. A professional says "as much as I'd love to see you drive off the lot today in that Mercedes, until you are working, they will not approve the loan. How about you come back when you are working and we will celebrate with that new car? And would you mind if I check in on you from time to time to see how the job search is going?" Unfortunately, this is an illegal procedure and the company would have been facing a fine anyway. you can't tell someone they can't apply for something based upon your assessment. That's what the application process is about. that being said...the document by all accounts was forged and the car company should be held accountable.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Feb 14, 2008 -> 12:09 PM) That's not the motivation behind. Why are you so stubborn and arrogant when it comes to this kind of stuff? I realize a comment was made earlier comparing the Bible to Seventeen magazine, but I don't think your snarky comments comments would be appreciated by the heavenly father. Probably not, but Grace exceeds my snarky remarks. So it's covered. I just think taking a black marker to a bill and celebrating this with friends is a childish endevour at best. Unless you truly believe that someone is going to look at a bill and go...."wait...this black mark on this bill has really got me thinking...maybe we as a nation really DON'T trust in God....maybe I don't believe in God at all....yeah, that's right, I'm an atheist now because of this black mark over "In God We Trust"....phew, thanks random leftist currency graffiti guy...the blinders have been removed because of your bold move!" please. It's an exercise to show your "superior intellect" and "prove a point". and since I manage a bank branch, I think I'm going to enact a rule today that everyone at the branch has to sit and underline "God" on all the bills. I win.

QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Feb 14, 2008 -> 11:32 AM) I want to knop who her accountant and financial advisors are. How this loser can still have money is beyond me. It HAS to be great investments. she's got clothing, perfume, album sales, plus who knows what other investments. IIRC, she and the olsen twins are like the pioneers in complete corporate selling out of every aspect of their lives. You know, at least Paris has the deceny to look put together whenever she goes out.

She married a paparazzi? I wonder if there were singers and dancers following them around affording them no privacy?

smokers = honorable mentions for the darwin awards. but so do: fast food visitors kids who stare at you when they're in the drive thru at the bank because they want a lollipop. people who don't use direct deposit

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 01:45 PM) Nope. Well, yep. Just whenever I decide I have enough time to do it. Now ain't it. see....fascists

I hate....I hate...i HATE..."Go, Diego, Go." that is all.

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 01:58 PM) You mean be like this guy? http://quasisemi.com/wp/about/in-god-we-trust/ (Interesting read) I imagine the ACLU has already been involved with this as in that other link they mentioned how they were fighting the state of Indiana for putting "in God we trust" on the license plates. an uneducated read too. Zzzzzzzzzz Jefferson wrote the "seperation of church and state" in a private letter, not a public document, to a church (Moravians, I believe) to assure them that no ONE church would be the state church, as was the case in most foreign countries. (the reason why people came to America). Whatever your "God" is...I know you trust in him. Whether your God is the one true God, Money, or as it seems in your case, your ego, We all trust in something or some concept larger than ourselves. If you want to impress your clearly awesome friends with your clearly awesome dollar defacing abilities, more power to you.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 01:32 PM) Oh you need to GO BIG on the TV... GO BIG. GO REALLY BIG! I know...but GWB is only giving us 1200 and I've been told that we need to buy "other things" as well. so when I get a grown up job (and the mrs starts getting paid for helping sick people instead of PAYING to help sick people) we'll go big.

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 01:33 PM) We're just a bunch of communistic bastards with nothing better to do. (note, I have no idea even what you're talking about... ) I believe "fascists" is my word of choice. speaking of which, any word on the "biggest loser club" forum?

Samsung LNT2653 26" LCD Flat Panel HDTV: $600 Sony - Cyber-shot 8.1MP Digital Camera - Black DSC-W90/B: $230 Nintendo Wii bundle: $450 Tax - $75 Total: $1355 How's that for economic stimulus?

QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 12:56 PM) 'In God we Trust" on our currency, swearing on a Bible, and "one nation under God" in the Pledge of Allegience are mistakes based on the core of our constitution yet people like you use it as an example how we should incorporated God into our daily lives and Governments. I'll have you know I finally started taking a black sharpie to "God" on the back of each of my dollar bills and I don't respect "God Bless America" like I do with the National Anthem. sweet, defacing US currency. The Feds are on their way.

QUOTE(DrunkBomber @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 12:46 PM) I posted this idea in the catch all thread a while ago. I think it would be damned hilarious if there was a hidden camera show where people thought they were buying something off the internet, like from craigslist or something, or meeting someone from a dating website and when they walk in to the house Chris Hansen walks out like he does on too catch a predator and they have phony transcripts. Then they would need an a friend involved where they could then plant things in the car and supply pictures of the person. Reality Shows, OH NO! You'd have to have someone ready with new underwear for the person being pranked.

Man loses 570 lbs! This guy lost more pounds than all of us combined.

QUOTE(juddling @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 12:08 PM) yeah...you're right....who'd watch a show about nothing..... in other words, you've just come to pollute my thread and expose yourself as an uncreative and unfunny person. kidding! That's why I didn't like Seinfeld. Self-absorped, unlikeable characters. sounds like Soxtalk at times.

QUOTE(Athomeboy_2000 @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 12:17 PM) Typically wag incresses are phase din over several years. i would think 4 in this case. She says "i'll increase it to $9.5" and people hear "tomorrow, your pay goes up". are you drinking or speaking ebonics?

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 12:13 PM) I think so, too... but it depends on just how much momentum Obama has. He's not going to endorse a loser. apparently neither did the democrats

I don't know if I shared this before, but Aaron Gray went to my HS. He was like 3-4 years younger.

good ones too.

QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 11:17 AM) Then I guess we should just close the thread? If you have already posted the winner har har. so you agree?

winner, game...set...match.

QUOTE(juddling @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 10:43 AM) How about a show about me and my quirky friends. It'll be a show about nothing. It'll be great. Noone has seen anything like it before. that's not funny at all.........

per fox news until Clinton starts leading...and then: nothing like pointless politicking.

QUOTE(knightni @ Feb 13, 2008 -> 09:55 AM) Actually, we're even. You know what the 7th funniest member of a sextet is? Unemployed. wah wah wahhh. yeah, we're actually tied for 5th funniest poster.

So I've been thinking...in the light of the Writer's Strike: What happened to all the weird TV shows, like "I Dream of Genie," "Mr Ed," and "Bosum Buddies"? Those shows all hard extremely WEIRD premises. A guy marries a Genie, a Talking Horse, or two guys dress up like ladies to live in an apartment complex. You only see that kind of stuff on the cable channels now. Every show out there is the same concept: stupid guy (former stand up comic or comedian) marries hot wife (preferably a former super model or Melrose place actress) and you see how she undermines him and he doesn't treat her right....and THAT'S COMEDY! So...I want to hear everyone's ideas for their funniest, best, and most creative TV show. My show The Title: "Mike, John, Mike and Me" The premise: Every show has people with really different and cool names like "Chandler" or "Quinn"...but lets face it, every one living in the real world, has like 3-4 friends named Mike, John or James. This show is about my life dealing with the bland realities and commonalities that everyone faces, like having 12 friends with the same damn name. I want to hear some funny!