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QUOTE (The Ginger Kid @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 01:05 AM) mercy. so who pitches the bottom frame, omar? Hawk's Left Nut

I guess I just realized that we have 1 actual power hitter in our lineup. Wow.

So, who pitches next? I'm betting Buehrle is out there before today's over. It's his throw day.

And to think it all started with Jenks's bereavement leave . . . Now, we're all in bereavment.

Hawk is about to commit suicide. Hope Frank is ready for play-by-play.

Glad Thornton still has "soreness."

The question, of course, is whether he'll throw the splitter with the man on 3rd. And, no, he didn't.

LOL

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:51 AM) Ozzie said it wasn't anything serious. Oh.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:44 AM) Thornton has "soreness". That makes me even more upset about Tuesday night. Soreness? It's been 4 days. That doesn't sound so hot.

You know that Hawk wanted to say: "Joe West won the first game, in 11 innings."

QUOTE (bucket-of-suck @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:46 AM) So literally ANYTHING hit to the outfield now gets a "Stretch" from Hawk?! Once the ball proceeds beyond second base in the air, Hawk's vocal chords involuntarily kick in. It's physiological.

Kotsay's gotta be excited about the Teahen injury.

No wonder the Sox were b****ing and moaning about the rainout -- they've been bulls***ting about Thornton all week.

QUOTE (WinorDie88 @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:39 AM) So who do you guys reckon we put in the 9th to blow it? Hawk

Here's where greenies would help . . .

Liney is doing great so far.

QUOTE (fathom @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:34 AM) Excellent offspeed pitch! Not a great pitch -- but good location. Betemit could hit the ball really far off Linebrink.

Hawk lionizing the Royals now . . .

Tight as s***.

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:18 AM) His arm is nearly dead, but the man gave us 7 strong innings. If there is bright spot for him, he's probably lowered his ERA. And it's also why Ozzie should've managed Game 1 to win it, not save a bunch of guys for Game 2.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:16 AM) I'm actually slitting my wrists as we speak. It's the only way that I could show my true apologies.

QUOTE (elrockinMT @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:15 AM) Yeah I think he has energizer bunny batteries or something My guess is that Hawk still gets in his 18 in the morning.

QUOTE (J.Reedfan8 @ Aug 22, 2010 -> 12:13 AM) This is really Dusty Baker-esc by Guillen. I don't get this at all -- sticking with Pena that is.

You'd think teams would start playing Rios right there. He's hit a lot of balls to that spot lately. Give him credit; his power is gone, but he's had some big 2-out hits the last few weeks.