CrimsonWeltall

i drew mine in crayon and then scanned it

the correct answer is family guy

BATTLEFIELD 1942 [shlnz] crew

kucinich to the bitter end!!!!!!!!!!

william krotch for sterling marlin

jurassic park

dude rumors almost sounds like room whores

last 10 songs: Puscifer - "Rev 22:20" Powerman 5000 - "Hey, That's Right" Powerman 5000 - "Free" Eve 6 - "Think Twice" KMFDM - Angst - "Glory" KMFDM - WWIII - "Blackball" KMFDM - WWIII - "Jihad" VAST - Turquoise - "Candle" VAST - Crimson - "Lost" VAST - Turquoise - "Turquoise Version 3.x"

no and no

SPELLCHECK, MOTHERf***ER

why dont you just have a michael jackson thread its the same person

what do you want on your mausoleum

two guys walk into a bar one ducks

People who are very muscular are rated too high while people who have little muscle mass are rated too low.

so these people are like f*** A MONSTER IS KILLING US and beowulf is all WHERE IS THAT BEOTCH so he waits around and grendel shows up and grendels only weakness is his arms -cuz he is a trex- so beowulf tears off his arms and grendel yells OH s*** THAT HERTZ then beowulf beats grendel with his own arms grendels mama shows up cause he is a mamas boy and his mom is all pissed off WHO THE f*** WHOOPED MY SON and beowulf says I DID, WHORE so they go back to the grendel house which is underwater or in a swamp or something and beowulf finds a sword down there and cuts out her falopian tubes and bring them back to the villagers who make him king with a crown of ovaries later a dragon starts roasting chickens and children so beowulf must fight it so he goes in the cave and they simultaneously deliver fatal wounds to each other: to the dragons neck and to beowulf's cuticles. some dude shows up and hes like WOW THERE IS A LOT OF TREASURE IN THIS CAVE. INSTEAD OF BEING POORASS, STARVING PEASANTS WE CAN BE RICH but beowulf is like f*** NO, DOCTOR PEON, YOU BURY THAT TREASURE WITH ME IN A MOUND OF DIRT the moral of the story is that you shouldnt f*** around with dinosaurs

no im too busy making s***ty analogies oh wait

off topic

SHE AINT A IMGRANT

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christina aguilera isnt even a f***ing immigant

joe po

"hello high school senior" "hi mr rivera" "can i suck on your toes" "sure, but im going to get you fired later" k

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