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1) no 2) My Controls in the upper right

of course money buys championships

his name is Beat Takeshi

if the NFL has shown us anything, it's that parity is bad oh wait no

With the exception of Richardson's off-the-backboard-thru-the-legs dunk, that Dunk Contest was HORRIBLE. Freddie Jones' first dunk was easily the worst of the round, but it got a 50, allowing him to get into the final round. Then they give Richardson a couple dozen tries on his dunk and, for the sake of fairness, are forced to give Jones a ton of tries to do his weakass alley-oop from the crowd dunk. Also, who the hell picked these players? Richardson is the defending champ so he's gotta be in it. Then you pick asshole Ricky Davis, and a couple of benchwarming jobbers to round out the field. KUMMAWN SHELLY COME ON

too bad im going to clone you

just like dentites

Probably not if you're going to claim it is.

Jewish/Hebrew is an ethnicity (probably what whoever that was, was trying to say rather than race). You can be a Jew who doesn't practice Judaism. Einstein, for example.

Ok, so he had heart disease due to a viral infection and gained 60 lbs right before his death due to bloating MEAT IS EVIL

Burly - 14 Lohizor - 16 Garland - 19 Wise - 9 5 Spot Jobbers Combined - 10

he only saved the world

no one goes to see the hawks anyways getting a loudmouth like rasheed cant hurt them any SAMWISE GAMGEE

more like his eye got in your fingers way or his balls got in your knees way

you need to give dirty fouls to injure their good players

3 s***s a day?!? I need more fiber

only if the season pass is worth 2 months of your salary otherwise, youll be a cheater and spousal abuser

chisoxy, no. girls get a free pass on signs of committment.

i guess the only way to show committment is to waste money

wouldnt it just be easier to find a woman who isnt a greedy b**** whos first concern is a ring

I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND A FEW THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A ROCK BECAUSE IT IS SOMEWHAT RARE AND CUT INTO A COMPLEX SHAPE. THIS MAY CAUSE FINANCIAL PROBLEMS BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE MARRIAGES ARE NEVER HURT BY FINANCIAL WOES AND I AM A MILLIONAIRE

How is it a lite version? Family Guy has edge, the Simpsons does not. Considering almost every family guy is good, but 2/3 of Simpsons episodes suck, I'd say the Simpsons is the watered down one.

jewelry = waste of $$$

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