Capn12

So many stranded runners so far, c'mon someone...

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This bullpen needs so much help, it isn't funny. Even with all of the injuries, etc, you'd think we could find SOMEONE who could get the occasional out.

Well, that is one way to start. Not the preferred way, but still...

Anderson-Eaton-Abreu at the top of the lineup is verrrrrrr-verrrry enticing.

Well THAT changed quickly!

I just don't want this team to think they can add on more used car parts to the roster, and compete. It should be pretty clear, that adding salary is NOT the answer right now.

Albiers is such a bucket of suck

Annnnd...there goes that lead.

Brett Effin Lawrie...

Well this took a turn the wrong direction...gotta try to get that quality start above all else, eh Coop?

Who is this guy, in James Shields' jersey today?!?

Nice to have a winning streak, on the road no less. Don't feel real good about it getting to 4 days, not with the right handed version of Jim Parque on the mound today.

I'm nearly positive you won't need DRob tomorrow, with Shields on the mound, so I'd rather him at least be ready if needed tonight.

The offense is alive...

Good lord, Quintana...

By way of comparison, their guy: 5 IP, 79 pitches, 2 hits, 6 K's How is an entire team offense THIS bad?

4 Innings, 7 hits, 5 walks, 82 pitches InsertVomitEmote

Get the guy a couple of early runs...boom, total collapse.

And boom, winner.

Don't be a Captain Failboat, Nate...

5 pitch inning. Woop woop

Sweet, 3 straight walks!!!

1-2-3 innings and David Robertson don't know each other anymore...

Bases loaded, nobody out..we get 1.