Capn12

Our LOLDefense..

Hey look!! 0-2 count, and then a high fastball!! Surprised that totally novel idea didn't work.

MAYBE 5 innings, and there is a shot from of course...Raburn, to make it 3-1, after being down 0-2 in the count. Dumb pitching...

OK, maybe that is why he has been riding the pine until today....what are you swinging at?

Uh...smart base running there.

Ridiculous Q...you CAN'T throw 20 pitches every inning.

Nice throw from 3rd...

Ole 20 per inning Quintana...seems like he just doesn't improve on that, yet.

Sure wish mlb.tv would actually work.

Eaton is almost in Pods land of struggling from the leadoff spot, early on.

Great AB by Soto there.

At least Putnam has come in, and been a dynamic closer for...the opposing teams this year.

Remember folks...1 run in 3 games...this team had to start the season.

HAHAHA...this damn team...just gotta laugh.

Umm...Robin?

1 hit...I mean...really, it could easily be 0 hits...how is this possible? You come in, your home opener for the season...and you manage enough effort for 1 fkin hit?

Terrible pitch, and I have no idea how he was called out at 2nd, but we'll take it.

Oh, and let us not forget, 70 pitches through 5 innings for Tommy Milone...

7-24 run scoring differential so far, in 3.5+ games.

Amazing..the Twins were outscored 22-1 against Detroit. (TWENTY TWO to ONE)....and this Off Season champion team can't scratch more than a hit.

QUOTE (OmarComing25 @ Apr 10, 2015 -> 05:51 PM) '05 and '06 we got off to a hell of a start. Our hitting in April: 2005 - .255 2006 - .281 2007 - .225 2008 - .237 2009 - .261 2010 - .223 2011 - .240 2012 - .241 2013 - .230 2014 - .266 2015 - .207 Rather sad, we've had a "hot" start once in the last 11 years.

Just once, I'd like to see us get out to an amazing offense start...it just doesn't happen, regardless of who is in the uniform.

1 for 12, 7 K's now.

Adam LaRoche...you sonofab****...please don't Dunn.

Lets see if we can get to the bullpen by the 5th inning, Hector...