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sar·casm ( P ) Pronunciation Key (särkzm) n. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit1.

Info courtesy of MLB.com: Mike Wood, RHP (4-5, 3.84) Royals (44-92) @ Jose Contreras, RHP (10-7, 4.06) White Sox (86-51) Scouting Report: Dodging all kinds of bullets, Wood managed to throw six scoreless innings against the Twins in his last start. He gave up eight hits and two walks and hit a batter but benefited from three double plays and stranded eight runners. That's Wood, though. He's a tough competitor and when he gets 13 outs via ground balls, as he did against the Twins, good things happen. The White Sox's most erratic pitcher early in the season has surprisingly become the most consistent performer of late for Chicago. Contreras comes into the start on a three-game winning steak. The key to his most recent success? The right-hander hasn't given up a walk in any of those three outings, helping to limit his pitch count and keeping trouble at bay. Next up for Contreras is facing the Royals, whom he has been impressive against this season -- giving up only two runs on five hits in his two starts against them. I'm 4-0 in starting gamethreads this year, and I have confidence in Contreras to keep my unbeated roll alive! Shut em down Jose!!

Almost forgot to say, thanks Brian!!! Sporting the Spurrier sig now.

R.I.P. Maynard, will always be beatnik Krebs to me.

QUOTE(bmags @ Sep 6, 2005 -> 09:17 PM) i'm listening to the new fiona apple...its rather good! "Extraordinary Machine"?? Ya I 'acquired' that one a while back, listened to it a few times and apparently forgot about it. Thanks for the reminder. I live the title track on the CD. Thursday night, Foo Fighters concert in Atlanta

QUOTE(marsh @ Sep 6, 2005 -> 04:10 PM) What a coincidence, over the weekend one of his movies that I had not seen In a looooong time was on. He was an out of work actor in hollywood and after his car stereo is stolen him and his buddy (river phoenix?) decide to go out and catch criminals using a video camera. They have this whole production about Pesci being the leader of a vigilante group the s.o.s. and his code name is jerhico. i cant believe i watched it but i was bored and it was pretty bad good, if ya know what i mean. Haha, its not everyday that you see a reference from the great flick "Jimmy Hollywood"!! His buddy was Christian Slater BTW, which could start a whole other thread of bad movie choices.

Without a doubt, one of the worst played college football games ever. And thats why the biggest rivalry games shouldn't be played opening week.

Not to mention the Angels pen has been WAY WAY overused...and they are flat out worn down...outings like todays by Garland have to go a long way towards saving our pen arms, keeping em fresh.

I don't care if you are playing Pork and Bean State, you drop a comeback like Illinois did in the 4th quarter, and its worthy of praise...and made me a little coin in the process....I'm just sayin'

QUOTE(soxhawks @ Sep 3, 2005 -> 03:55 PM) why isnt the tcu game on? was on ABC...least in South Carolina

Illinois......WOW

Amazing...TCU gonna get this done....what an abysmal offense for Oklahoma..

Someone better call and wake up Bob Stoops' team...

What a 2nd half by Illinois...

QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Sep 3, 2005 -> 02:34 PM) Rutgers will lose because they can't stop the run. I wish that statement were true Jas....I'm guessin you mean BG though.

Good thing Brasic can run, cause he cant throw for s***

Dear Ron Zook, Throw the ball...vertically. Screens don't count.

OK, who had the over in this game...

QUOTE(DukeNukeEm @ Sep 3, 2005 -> 01:46 PM) they dont have a pass D either. Ya but you KNOW Alvarez is gonna run it over and over....and yet this kid is averaging 8.2 yards a carry, 140 in the first half.

Omar Jacobs is a special talent....but its too bad his Bowling Green run defense is nonexistant

I think Holtz gave his special playbook to Ron Zook after he retired...

Is Illinois really this bad? I mean...>Rutgers...

I admittedly didn't read all of this, but I'm not exactly understanding why Blum has become the poster child for all the Sox faults right now...

Happy birthday, ya bastid!

FYI...AaRow is hot as hell right now. 9 for his last 16, 4 Runs, 2 2B, 1 3B, 5 RBI And Dye is 13 for his last 24, 6 Runs, 5 2B, 3 HR, 8 RBIs. think we got a couple guys starting to swing the bat again..