StrangeSox

QUOTE(shipps @ Apr 15, 2007 -> 10:30 PM) Have you ever took like a pound of cheese melted in the microwave and ate it alone?Oh how I love the bachelors life. I don't melt it but I do frequently consume entire blocks of extra sharp cheddar. Which reminds me, I've got one in the fridge. Mmmmm...cheese.....

I don't care how seriously they take it, look at their damned swings you moron. How does this man keep a job?

LOL. PFB is now denying that these hitters are going up to the plate with the "pull-and-lift" approach because "they're good hitters who get extra base hits" this is the first time I've listened to him all year, and it'll probably be the last.

This caller is ripping AJP's pitch calling right now

WTF is this play-doh analogy? What is he trying to say? They were never good to start with, so I don't understand it.

When has Ozzie ever made the "rational, fact-and-knowledge-based move" over the "gut move?"

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 10:15 PM) Ah, thanks, I was never good with science. that almost had me on the ground with laugher

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 10:14 PM) The scorching Arlington heat gets absorbed into their skin so when they play in cold weather it actually feels about 20 degrees warmer for them than a team that plays in predominately cold climates. PFB, is that you?!

QUOTE(Sonik22 @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 09:59 PM) Kinsler is good. That is all. And Sosa? and the rest who got on base before?

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 09:57 PM) The pink fuzzy bunny just blamed the weather. He can go away any day now. Did he bother explaining how the weather didn't effect the Rangers' bats?

Pitching didn't look too hot either. Or pitch calling. or defense.

Game.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 09:37 PM) Any chance Anderson gets a plate appearance? And yes, Gustavo Molina is one of the worst players to ever make the Sox MLB roster. I'd say no.

Is there anything that this team did right tonight? Anything?

QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 09:22 PM) Seven runs down, nobody on, bottom of the 8th. Let's swing for the solo shot! In all fairness, Thome knows damn well that the only way he crosses home plate is of his own doing.

Pop-ups = awesomeness.

There's nothing more annoying than people cheering for fantasy baseball against the Sox.

AJ can't hit for s*** and is calling a game at a little league level.

QUOTE(The Ginger Kid @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 09:11 PM) you have to admit, with strong pitching, it's easier to stomach this weak ass s***. 8-1. you were saying?

I agree that MacDougal is the best we've got. Which is exactly why he shouldn't be out there tonight. Sosa takes him deep. Nice.

QUOTE(fathom @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 09:03 PM) Our outfielders do a great job getting into throwing position. Why are we wasting MacDougal tonight? When was the last time they had an OF assist? Pre-ASB 2006?

This team is teh suck right now.

Motherf***er.

SOB

QUOTE(RME JICO @ Apr 17, 2007 -> 08:45 PM) Looking at the Batting Averages in Gameday is comical, 8 players at or below .216. Sure is pathetic, ain't it?