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If I had to vote which way I was leaning more towards the most...optimistic about this Whitesox team or...living a gay lifestyle, I would have to go with the gay lifestyle.

I am comfortable with being done. I am very much at peace with that. This team didnt come through for us other than that unbelievable stretch of games. I am thankful for that stretch though. It made for a good and exciting month of Whitesox baseball.

Anus hair threading gotta be the worst IMHO.

Bring the f***er in asap. This team is on a free fall right now. Yes, they are only a few games out but the confidence is lacking and they have needed the shot in the arm all year and Kenny has failed to give it. Get Manny and let this man catapult us to the motherf***ing playoffs!

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 21, 2010 -> 02:33 PM) "Domestic Violence". I know that much. I just thought there were more details because it seemed like others were referencing a specific incident.

My eye brows are awesome and need no maintenance. They are perfectly arched by the Lord.

Okay so what did he do exactly?

QUOTE (lostfan @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 05:53 PM) I wish I married someone with good credit. Don't marry your fiance if her score is less than 660. lol. Make her print it out for you if necessary. She has awesome credit. She takes finances very seriously when I on the other hand have been more of a free spender before I met her. QUOTE (G&T @ Aug 20, 2010 -> 10:21 AM) People really should talk about financial goals before they get married. We did. We have a plan for saving money and building credit before we buy a house, etc. This is a really big reason why living together before marriage is important. A lot of this stuff cannot be hidden when you are both seeing the same bills. We have finally gotten to the point to where everything regarding money is all out in the open. She has been up front from the beginning but I had a hard time of letting her in on my finances and money habits. I gave in because I just knew I had no choice. It has been a challenge to think of our finances as ONE and not having a seperate thing going on.

QUOTE (azsoxfan1 @ Aug 21, 2010 -> 10:29 AM) From RotoWorld Brian N. Anderson Brian Anderson's conversion from outfielder to pitcher has gone well thus far. The right-hander boasts a 1.46 ERA, 0.81 WHIP and 11/4 K/BB ratio over 12 1/3 innings between Rookie ball, Low-A and Triple-A. He threw two scoreless innings in his first appearance at Triple-A Thursday. "He’s definitely throwing major-league stuff," Royals manager Ned Yost said. "He’s got his fastball up to 97 mph. His comfort zone is at 95. He’s throwing a 50 slider (on a scale of 20 to 80), which is a major-league average slider. His command is at 45, which is just a tick below." GM Dayton Moore said he didn't know if Anderson would be under consideration for a September callup or not. Holy....s***. Good for him.

cant you just cheat or something...I dont know, spit on the ball and what not ...

Been listening to The Black Keys a lot lately.

QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 02:49 PM) Your what hurts? My Carl Yastrzemski hurts.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 19, 2010 -> 01:29 PM) After all of it, he was only left with a Big Hurt. Well thats because he was hung like El Caballo.

BOOM!!! I was just knocked in the head with the sky or something...

words...

QUOTE (lostfan @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 08:53 PM) My wife's financial habits are just so f***ing godawful. It's like having cancer. I don't know what I got myself into sometimes, she's like quicksand around my ankles. I was talking about going on a cruise next spring for our 5th anniversary but I said "we aren't going to do anything though until we catch up on our bills, I don't care how many years we've been married, it's pretty stupid to go on a vacation while we're behind on bills." I still have a nice healthy balance on my electric bill from that debacle a few weeks ago, and she is somehow behind on the Verizon bill (although she insists it's not a big deal). She asks me a few minutes ago "so when you say 'we' do you really mean 'me'"? I wanted to say "yes b**** who the f*** did you think was gonna do it? You better start pinching pennies" LOL Oh god help me. This is what I am in for pretty soon.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 04:59 PM) Figured you'd at least sit back, relax and strap it down. He tried too but he was given a Matt Abbaticola and his butt hurt to much after that.

QUOTE (Soxbadger @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 05:19 PM) Bobak's sausage suck. Seriously suck, I wont even eat Italian sausage at the park because of how bad it is. We named our kitten after that place. We picked her up at the police station as a 3 week old in a Bobak sausage box.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 02:33 PM) I like to smear things on my weiners, and THEN eat them. well I feel better now...seriously needed some good dumbass humor.

QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) I like to imagine a couple of long, juicy Melton wieners going into your mouth. Dont You!? Its so appetizing watching them go into the mouths of those who are hungry for a long glistening weiner.

I really love Bill Melton brawts at the Cell. They are really good. When the Sox are laying an egg and I am at the ball park to witness it thats what makes me feel a little bit better. A nice long juicy Melton weiner. What do you guys do to still make things enjoyable at those tough games to watch?

We should build another beer tent outside and open more bars around the Cell so everyone can come to the stadium and ignore the game so everything will be happy go lucky?...wait, what?

In Million Dollar Baby when Clint Eastwood tells the girl what that Gaelic (I believe it was) saying meant.

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 18, 2010 -> 09:29 AM) Is anyone not? I'm not. People may call me a bad fan but I just move on and dont put too many emotions into when the Sox play like this. I would get to angry if I did and I wouldnt enjoy baseball anymore. So I have to just say to myself...who cares?... when they get on negative rolls like this. I just turn them off when they have that bad look. We all know the look. Its a sense that is undeniable when it comes. When they have the gray clouds over them they are unwatchable unless you want to be pissed off.