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I am more impressed with Frank being walked 50 times. All we are discovering with Binds walks is steroids causes homeruns and walks.

BEER TROUBLESHOOTING SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Glass empty. Get someone to buy you another beer. Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. You have fallen over backward. Have yourself leashed to bar. Mouth contains cigarette butts. You have fallen forward. See above. Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. Floor blurred. You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Get someone to buy you another beer. Floor moving. You are being carried out. Find out if you are being taken to another bar. Room seems unusually dark. Bar has closed. Confirm home address with bartender. Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures. Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations. Cover mouth. Everyone looks up to you and smiles. You are dancing on the table. Fall on somebody cushy-looking. Beer is crystal-clear. It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up. Punch him. Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear. You have been in a fight. Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them. Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in. You've wandered into the wrong party. See if they have free beer. Your singing sounds distorted. The beer is too weak. Have more beer until your voice improves. Don't remember the words to the song. Beer is just right. Play air guitar.

Gee, I am certain that Kenny and JR are shocked that Koch is 1-1 with three blown saves in 10 tries this season. What could have foretold such pain and misery? Maybe last f***ing year? :fyou

That's bulls*** Nuke. Giving a tax break to someone who make $22,000 a year just makes sense. Conservative don't think of giving the low income guy a break, they turn it into the wealthy paying more. Liberals believe in giving someone a help up. Take whatever the highest tax level is and that is the rate. People who make less, are given help until they too, can make more. And quit with the ALL bulls***. That's about as valid as me comparing ALL conservatives to David Duke.

Wow Steff, not enough?! Is that at one time? I read an essay in the Village Voice a while back that suggest that the government should not recognize religious unions at all and only recognize a civil union for purposes of benefits, laws, etc. It makes sense to me.

Should we examine what he's earning this season. If his contract is cheap enough, isn't that all that matters?

But LT. Dan, you aint got no legs?!

Which would mean they were not proud before that. Too bad, I've always been proud. I guess fair weather fans applyt to countries as well. I think that is sad, you think it's ok. Not worth arguing about.

I've watched the replay of what seems like a blown goal call that hurt Calgary. It leaves me with a hollow feeling for game 7 knowing that Calgary fans must (rightfully) feel like they got screwed. I was pulling for Tampa, but know hope that Calgary wins in a good game. As far as the Hawks, I remember sitting in the stadium watching Pittsburg carry around the Cup. Very weird feeling. Sucks your team lost, cool to be at a Lord Stanley Finals.

No problem, it adds just enough.

Anybody play Beer Hunter? Take out a can of beer for everybody, plus one extra. Shake one up and hide it among the rest. Each person grabs a beer and opens it right under their own nose.

I've always been proud to be an American. It's a shame that some people are only proud when their guy is President. :headshake

Forest Gump You're momma sho does care about your ejukation . . .

At least it doesn't seem to be affecting his fielding and hitting isn't something we are suppose to be hurting for.

Ozzie has yes to Burke ABs in the YNOT I don't like the move, it seemed NL to me. I would pitch hit for Crede in a heartbeat, but not Willie. Plus Willie has some speed on the paths.

WHat's the old adage, every team wins 60, every team loses 60, it's what you do wth the rest that matters. Let's hope this was destined for our 60 pile. If this is the worse he gets hit this season I will be very happy and I believe he would be also.

Somehow when Kong was shaking off the curse it landed on Crede. Here's a toss up, are we in worse shape in a one run game with bases loaded and Crede at the plate or bases loaded and Koch on the mound? Crede may be the #1 disappointment to an outstanding start.

I don't know which sucks more in the 9th, Botch or Crede

Or Jose striking out

Wait, is Gameday behind or ahead? I'm seeing the 6th with Harris and Uribe on board

I'm watching Smarty walking towards the gate, is this a sport?

Reagan spent like a Dem and taxed like a REP, no wonder everyone liked him.

I will always admire his ability to communicate and how well he would stand up for his beliefs. Whether you agreed or not, you aways knew what his views were.

Damn Damn Damn MLB.com has it blacked out for God's knows what. There are no games available on my cable :fyou mlb.tv Do we have someone for PBP?