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When I see what we are paying Botch, I want him to come clean my garage.

Awesome finich. Even though Els has my favorite swing and demenour on tour, I was pulling for Phil. I thought it was especially cool that he shot a 31 on the back nine to win. No backing in while someone faded. I what a scene at the end. His beautiful kids running around and hugging him. And his wife

I thought we could use a Weird Al tune and this seemed appropriate. Hit my snooze alarm for the twenty seventh time Just don’t feel like goin’ to work ’ I think I’ll call my boss’ then I’m Gonna hack and cough and wheeze Swear I got some strange disease What’s that little twerp gonna say Hey I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day in my underwear wathing Ernest Goes To Camp I could sit and count my hair I could burp my Tupperware I’m not busy anyway Hey I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today Ain’t goin’ to work’ no way Callin’ in sick today I can do anything I want to I am invincible now I’m on fire’ baby I’m alive’ I’m alive’ can you hear me’ world I’m alive Maybe I’ll spend all day staring at the sun And trying not to squint Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from My belly button lint When I’m sick of takin’ abuse I just make up some lame excuse Freedom’s just seven digits away Hey I’m callin’ in sick today Callin’ in sick today Ain’t gonna work’ no way Callin’ in sick today

Damn Damn Damn Actually, It sucks that they will have an excuse. But Pettit is out for Houston, so it kind of equals out. We'll see how Tony does with the Cardinals.

I would have taken 3-3 before we played em. I'm happy.

Gee, do the Cubs scalp Sox tickets, or just their own

If JR is buying we will see a simple gold band

We are a team of thumpers. I would leave Jose in the lineup.

Didn't MLB restrict when WGN and TNT can air games nationwide?

:headshake My local guy, in a span of 45 seconds last week, mispronounced Buerhle, called the team in the final 4 Georgia State, and placed the Brew Crew in the American League.

"Now which one was your momma again?" "Damn, wait a minute, you look just like Coco Crisp!"

Interestingly the announers yesterday felt that Garland was going to be the ace of our staff this year followed by Mark and Estaban. That would bode well for the Sox. In a must win game this season I would want Mark on the mound ready for a CG.

That is basically what I was thinking. This may be Oz ball. Make a mistake, laugh it off, and come back to play.

Steff, This is an interesting side of you, we haven't seen before. Remember, erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the entire chicken

BEGOOD, WELCOME back. B)

I think Jose needs many more times at bat against lefties before he is comfortable. Now that I'm thinking about it, it is probably also carrying over to his ABs against righties as well. I'm not too worried about his defense. I suspect he will go many more weeks without an error. I would rather have Jose and Maggs then Garciaaparra and whomever we would ahve gotten for Jose.

Murcer, Kaat, and another guy. Today one of the annoucners mentioned he would be surprised if the Sox didn't win the Central. Best offense, just enough pitching.

Poor BD. I feel bad for him.

Mother, mother There's too many of you crying Brother, brother, brother There's far too many of you dying You know we've got to find a way To bring some lovin' here today - Ya Father, father We don't need to escalate You see, war is not the answer For only love can conquer hate You know we've got to find a way To bring some lovin' here today Picket lines and picket signs Don't punish me with brutality Talk to me, so you can see Oh, what's going on What's going on Ya, what's going on Ah, what's going on In the mean time Right on, baby Right on Right on Father, father, everybody thinks we're wrong Oh, but who are they to judge us Simply because our hair is long Oh, you know we've got to find a way To bring some understanding here today Oh Picket lines and picket signs Don't punish me with brutality Talk to me So you can see What's going on Ya, what's going on Tell me what's going on I'll tell you what's going on - Uh Right on baby Right on baby

Actually the prefered method is to deep fry them and serve with a spicy curry paste. I understand that some nomadic tribes will make them into some dessert, but I could not find a recipe.

That sounds like an awesome show It's 5 O'clock somewhere I use to love the Buffet shows at Popular Creek.

Chick-fil-a has the best waffle fries

Sorry CW, I have to gently disagree with this. There are only so many slots in the military, and if we limit debate to only those who are serving, we silence too many Americans. Like it or not, young people can jump in AARP style public policy debates, straights can weigh in on gay rights, whites for blacks, blacks for whites, etc. America, you have to love it. Now I asked my favorite Bush appologist and war hawk if he felt Iraq was worth his son dieing for and all of a sudden he realized maybe this wasn't such a good place to be. Yesterday a flag draped coffin was laid to rest here. War came barging into our lives when a 2003 graduate of a local High School, a honor student, well respected by his peers, was brought home from Iraq. He paid the ultimate price. I hear how we sacraficed his live to safe Iraqi lives from Saddam's torture. I pray we aren't just replacing American lives for the Iraqis.

Maggs will replace Frank as the "face" of the White Sox. The team needs one consistent All-Star caliber player to market and build around. Maggs is the kind of player that the team could promote. I can easily see JR thinking of Maggs as the franchise player and signing him to a long term deal.