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Three wave threads going.

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If i could somehow punch those little punks doing the wave, i certainly would A shooting game would be fun.

I friend of mine told a tale of the first time he was at a Mexico strip club. He went to buy a lap dance (US$5) and the first thing the dancer did was start to remove his belt. Man he thought it was going to be so cool. The dancer whispers something to him in spanish that sounded very erotic (he doesn't speak spanish) his buddy leans over and translates for him . . . "Your belt buckle is too big, it's going to hurt me" he then showed me the pie plate buckle he bought in Dallas. Man it was a serving platter. You could receive satellite on that baby.

Sorry couldn't resist. The worst part of the wave is the danger of beer being spilled.

That is the one word that can shut down so many arguments with a woman. Of course the guy has basically f***ed himself with no hope of return. I was just reading that 87% of women have fantasies of two men at once One cooking and one cleaning

Another workers comp case involved a phone sex operator who sued because her fingers became injured from too much foreplay (i.e. not from dialing) She lost.

The strippers here where trying to deduct breast enlargements as business expenses, I love America

If he does it after a loss and someone made a boneheaded baserunning mistake or the manager didn't manage then If he's just feeling a little moody then Frank, Sandy, and the boys are going to have to speak with him.

Hey I would have booted you to. I happen to like c***s and c*** fans of all kinds.

I have to agree with you. the wave is the dumbest things I've ever seen and beach balls are stupid. Now when someone starts tossing around an inflate-a-mate that's humor!

I remember discovering that hamburger helper doesn't require hamburger and eating lots of ramen noodles. Now I carry some of the same stuff 20 miles into the wilderness and call it backpacking food. And drinking OLY or Old Style instead of my expensive first choice Miller High Life

Maybe it's kenny trying to figure out what to do or JM thinking hmm where should I put Everett

Do you think they would be good reheated after being frozen?

im headed to krispy kreams now... a trade of food is in order here......where do i send it too????? Let me figure out how to package up the tacos and a couple other local treats. I wonder if dry ice and a styrofoam coller would work?

I forgot about him. I'm sure he deserves some credit. I also believe it was almost inevitable. I say almost because I'm not so sure that PK can come around. I'm beginning to agree with otehrs herte who claim it's a hip, shoulder, or brain injury.

LMAO

You must exercise your right to vote! The world needs to know our collective opinions. Hell how could some of the talking heads do their jobs?

LOL.

I hope the post was in reaction to the boards today and not something she said while driving or walking

If he waits until the lose a series it would look like he panicked. Now he and JR can show how when the team plays well and the fans start to show some interest they do what's necessary etc. etc. I think KW either A. Lucked into THE best time for this trade ~or~ B. He's getting smarter and smarter I also think it was great to do it both on the same day. Holy f***ing s*** we got Alomar AND Everett! Great PR, great moves.

We got Jack. Their sourdough burger with bacon is great. I don't like their tacos as much as the ones from a local chain here. I have found the Mexican equivement to sliders. Tacos nortenos. very greasy corn tortillas with chopped steak (bistek), onions, and cilantro. Two maybe three bites, grease, beef, cheap 6 for $3. All that's missing is the pickle. We also have like a thousand chinese restaurants, one place for gyros (aka greek tacos), fair pizza at one place, Pizza Hut is the decent option, and every chain in the world has found this place. They open up Money magazine see how fast we are growing and boom we have a Fridays, Bennigans, Applebys, Olive Garden, etc.

Damn you got there first with the answer LOL

Where in Texas? Dallas, my best friend is getting married on Sat. I am going to the Rangers and M's on the 4th. Also planning on getting over the Ft Worth Stockyards for some steak, and consuming massive amounts of Shiner! Dallas is a great city. At least the third best in Texas. Austin is awesome even if you're not a UT fan. Shiner is an excellent beer. I do miss Steven's Point every once in a while.