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Sacks packed with Seamen/Snakes.

Boo boo boo.

Just in time for his big Rodon-esque free agent leap year.

White Sox need Aroldis Chapman. Leg infection resulting from unsanitary tattoo procedure.

Poop paid off to stretch the Game Thread to ten pages lol.

VV or Ruiz next...Jose/Matt no longer exists as a concept or meme.

Now what?

Who replaced Benetti?

Gallo vs. Alcantara CG and game itself on the line. Bases loaded two outs. 108 pitches and counting.

Can game thread refer to Snakes on a Plane if Dbacks win again tonight?

Anderson vs. Tatis. Need Marcus Semien to play, too.

Hi5?

How can Bears' preseason be more compelling in the middle of the unprecedented championship window?

What trade hasn't lol?

Said every Sox fan when the Twins and Guardians boat raced the Sox every season but two over twenty plus years.

Seems a good time to get pen up? Nah.

Will gladly trade Astros' sweep in postseason last year for no more Leury...

TWtW. Does he still get that contract without that homer in the postseason last year? Probably.

The one player TLR hyped up the last couple of spring trainings.

Popup to third is somehow a double? Was Cool Papa Bell running?

Need Moncada Grandal and Sosa added to this one...

No Harrison at least...?

Is there anyone who didn't enjoy 2016-2018/9 more? They might have convinced fans rebuilding a third time in a decade would somehow be more palatable than this.

More like 18-19.