caulfield12

Rolex/Tudor and Benz/Audi/BMW? Why are you doing the Greg775 Al Davis impersonation, lol?

He has a long career as a nightclub bouncer/intimidator ahead of him if baseball doesn't work out.

Follically-challenged, but us married men don't have to care about that one. Plus, saves money on shampoo/conditioner and better able to cope with 95-105 degree days. Not to mention wife is huge Jason Statham fan. Unfortunately, those abs take 2-3 hours per day of work and not a steady diet of junk foods.

Cease's game likely ends up 1-2-3 for the first time all game long, each on groundouts. 3.26 ERA now.

On the negative side of things, he's going to be in more running situations on the basepaths at the top of the order...rather than in the run producing/drive the ball spots. Tough call. Arguments either way.

Cordero's jersey keeps shrinking by the game....now it's down to Adult Men's Size M.

Between Eugenix, HISCOX and Roman....are 50+ men out there feeling a little bit a lack of confidence? What's next, Just For Men? Skincare products?

With Anderson, Moncada, Grandal, Jimenez and Robert, we have 5 of the Top 100 players in MLB. Can't argue that one. And that's not even considering Jose "Keith Hernandez" Abreu, EE and McCann. Schreiber is pretty nasty boys.

.395 for Timmy Anderson. Watch out, Charlie, you can't rely on that high elevation for more than 1/2 your games.

"Another one. Geez. Go home!!!" Tigers' crew annoyed.

Anderson threatening to chase down Charlie Blackmon. .378 and rocketing up the charts.

And he even gives complimentary haircuts to all the Latino players on the ballclub, but wears a mask while doing so with gator arms extended in proper social distancing form.

Goins Anderson Jimenez One of these does not compute.

Footrace of the Molina brothers, nobody wins and both fall to the ground out of exhaustion. How did he not swallow his chew/chaw there?

It wasn't McCann's fault though...I'm sure Cease and the coaching staff will explain what happened after the game.

Cabrera and Abreu seem to be having a fun conversation. Not exactly socially-distanced.

By the way, what was the ugly hitting streak that Robert was on prior to that at-bat? Something like 2 for his last 25? So now 4/27. Fantasy team saved.

Well, it's pretty much like the previous inning never occurred and we're back to a 3-1 game. Now what the hell are you going to do, Cease? One thing you don't do is walk the leadoff hitter or give a run or two back.

Mazara was off his route/angle. I think it's 50/50.

His 1/8 coming into game against Boyd did include an XBH.

This offense is so freakin' explosive. With Madrigal and a legit RF, there's just not a hole anywhere. Then you add Vaughn to the mix, watch out.

HAHN IS A GENIUS. Playing Mazara was the right move (actually, still prefer having Engel catch that ball in the gap in the previous inning.)

The Legend is Resuscitated. Anderson rallying the troops in the dugout. Playing the Frankie Lindor role for the Sox.

YES YES YES YES YES..... That last extension in the swing was enough to carry the ball off the wall.

OF COURSE. It's the White Sox, whatever can go wrong will go wrong.