joejoesox

lovin it i'm hoping for a bunch more "First time in MLB history that <insert new unbelievably bad statistic>" We've already see what, a couple of those already this year

this type of start couldn't happen to a more deserving manager, i'll say that much

there's nothing going for this team, it's all smoke and mirrors bro. once they start really dropping games, you'll see the errors start to pile up because they'll be trying too hard, just like last year

hahahahahaha *wheeze*

this team is definitely worse than last year and that's saying a lot no way grifol lasts the whole year

LMFAO

gotta get rid of kopech, his arm will fall off eventually

CRINGE

he needs a pitch that induces soft contact. everything he throws gets hammered

only a matter of time before Kopech's forearm goes flying off into the netting, you gotta hope he can give you something this year so you can dump his ass also +210!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LFG

i'd be putting money on a braves comeback ASAP

NL gets first dibs anyways, oh well

Andrew Frown

Oh for fucks sake, can't we ask Garrett to pick up a damn bat

chilly or not, damn near empty stadium, lovin it

Hahn should be re-hired and then fired immediately again for never considering Crochet as a starter, what an epic failure of a GM him and KW were

got a feeling the braves are gonna light ol' Garrett up tonight

just for clarification, I read last year after we signed him that he burned his kid with a cigarette, apparently that was not true, that's my fault for not reading up more on the accusations

his off field issues include stamping out lit cigarettes on his child. you wanna ask why no other team wanted him at the deadline, should be asking why the Sox were willing to look the other way

isn't what Clevinger presumably did (severe child abuse) way worse than what Bauer was accused to have done all I know is what I've read recently that the woman consented to then use it against him to make some cash child abuse, burning a kid with cigarettes is fucking abhorrent

a front office that knew what they were doing, assuming money constraints, would just let it burn and put out the best PR spin as humanly possible while being mostly honest. at least the fans would respect it. this is just straight lying to the fanbase on what their goals are for 2024

i would not be surprised, like at all, if they're making moves now to prevent a sub-60 loss season. that's exactly something they would do

*seinfeld w/ cigar laughing*

God: "Alright, you've had enough. "