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I cant smell mine, I have to wear a special suit and focus all of my attention on putting the game into my XBOX as slowly and carefully as I can so it doesn't explode..

QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 10:17 PM) Buster Olney reporting Pedro Alvarez WILL play against the White Sox tomorrow. Over/under on RBI is 2. GO: 0

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 09:55 PM) Honestly, I just did that so Greg could quote me after the game. Good for Bobby he's now up to 81.25% in true save percentage that moves him into the bottom 42 percentile. lol true save percentage

I do not understand why Kalapse hates Jenks so much

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 10:34 AM) Also, I think your standards are set way too high. She looked awful in GHTTG, for sure..

QUOTE (The Critic @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 12:06 PM) So let's re-cap for people keeping score: Pretending to choke someone with a tie = YYYYYOU'RRRRRRRRE FFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRED!!!!!!! Pretending to injure someone by slamming him into multiple cars = YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! BRILLIANT WRITING!!!!! Running THAT angle after THAT firing = ridiculous. It would have been different if Benoit had died in a car wreck..

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jun 15, 2010 -> 10:34 AM) If the April and June numbers end up bearing out reality for Flowers, versus the May numbers, Flowers will be the starting catcher next year. There is not a single doubt in my mind. It is an easy $6 million+ to save. We might lose something in pitch calling and defense, but we would end up gaining a lot on the offensive end. Maybe, but that's why we need to see what we have in Flowers.. Especially if his bat translates, because that would be a huge upgrade over AJ

They just need to rename the new Big 12 to "The Texas Longhorns and 9 other teams that bow to them" Conference

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Jun 14, 2010 -> 03:11 PM) Right. So now it's ALMOST as good as the PS3? Wait, not even close! You have the free online service, the bluray capability, and the whole RROD thing that they still havent' fixed, then add to that the fact that the 360 is graphically maxed right now while the PS3s graphical capabilities haven't even been remotely tapped. Keep trying. The 360 is better than the PS3 will ever be.. bluray can suck a dick, I have a bluray player for that..

So XBOX just kicked PS3 in the nuts They revealed a new 360.. its smaller, has wi fi, and is 250 GB The best part? Its the same price as the older version.. AND, it is available later this week.. im pumped..

QUOTE (GreatScott82 @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 10:40 PM) another thing, last year we got Rios for nothing. A similar situation can occur with Fielder if we eat up the rest of the contract. Wait a minute.. are you really trying to "what if" Prince Fielder getting put on waivers?

QUOTE (Kalapse @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 10:22 PM) Just speaking in hypothetical terms how exactly would you pull that off without weakening said rotation? Would you say trading Danks and some prospects for Fielder and then replacing Danks with Hudson weakens this team? Im not sure where I would side on this, but that's a huge LH bat the put right in the middle of the order..

soccer sucks

QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 09:55 PM) I really can't stand Boston, and all the bandwagon fans they have from other cities in my news feed that I wasn't even aware watched the NBA, but anything to help me strike down the myth of Kobe Bryant's immortality among his obnoxious fanboys, I'll take. Amen to that. What the hell were those two 3's he shot at the end there.. they were better off trying to take a real shot than watching Kobe try to do a 360 contorting three that wasn't anywhere close to going in.. And why does everyone hate Rondo? Hes awesome..

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 08:03 PM) Really, he's still working in AAA. His slow start shows that. He didn't start the season off like Stras. That not really a fair comparison though as he is no where near the prospect that Strasburg is.. Either way, I think we can agree that he could pitch in the majors right now..

QUOTE (3E8 @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 01:50 PM) Did you guys like the ending to Shutter Island? It ended up exactly how I hoped it wouldn't I talked about this a while ago in this thread, but the ending was obvious from the previews alone..

QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 10:37 PM) Did you really just spend an entire thread bashing Tyler Flowers and then preceded to say that Jake Fox would be a viable option for this team? He hits the ball hard though.. Nevermind the Cubs didn't want him and the A's didn't want him either, but he would fit perfect starting somewhere for us..

QUOTE (flavum @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 04:04 PM) Hudson took the loss. 8-3, 3.91 It sucks that he has to sit in AAA when hes more than ready to be in an MLB rotation..

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Jun 12, 2010 -> 08:23 PM) Until you shrivel up and die. you will pass the youth and energy portion of your life long before that, that's why age loses

QUOTE (kev211 @ Jun 13, 2010 -> 01:04 AM) This thread has the potential for some great bumps if Chase ever ends up doing something in the majors. Edit: Now that I think about it, it would be absolutely hysterical if Chase somehow ended up passing Bonds home run record this thread has zero potential and because we were asked to spare feelings, I will leave out the second part of my joke..

I have a very bad feeling were gonna get screwed for the future with this easy stretch in the schedule..

Do you think its cause he spit in Cenas face on Raw?

QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jun 11, 2010 -> 10:27 PM) I started watching that about a week ago, and I couldn't stop wondering how that movie got made or how anyone sat through it. I turned it off after about 15 minutes. Is there a movie that you DO like? Seriously, I dont think I have ever seen you say you like a movie.. its always "I didnt laugh once" or "I hate all of them" or "I turned it off before it finished" You are like the harshest critic that there ever was

QUOTE (hogan873 @ Jun 11, 2010 -> 09:01 PM) “All the trade talk, this and that, I’m a human being,” he said. “Every person goes through it. I’ve said all along I just want to get through Sunday so it all goes away.” They better trade him before this, otherwise I see no way that he waives his 10/5 to get traded.. that quote right there tells me if the 10/5 kicks in, he is here till the end of the year. And yes, he is the kind of douche who would just stay here instead of going to a contender. Not that I don't like AJ, but am I wrong for thinking he would just say "no thanks" and stick it out till the end of the year?

QUOTE (WCSox @ Jun 11, 2010 -> 05:39 PM) On the other hand, it doesn't hurt when guys like AJ, PK, and Jenks beat up on them and raise their own trade values. No, and I hope that they do up their trade value.. but I just don't want KW to see us at like 32-35, still like 8 games out or so, and thinking we have a chance to do something.. So much has to happen for us to have ANY shot at getting back in it.. the way the season has gone so far, I wouldn't think that all of the sudden the handful of guys struggling will start playing above their talents.. We just dug too big of a hole to start the season..