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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 4, 2011 -> 09:22 AM) Parks and Rec was good, Office was solid, Community was amazing. "Community" week to week is one of the best shows on TV.

QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 4, 2011 -> 07:03 AM) Nice boobs as well. I was shocked they showed the hot blond nude in the tube this week. Rejoiceful but shocked. Don't forget the nice arse. Lots of eye candy on that show.

QUOTE (SouthsideDon48 @ Feb 3, 2011 -> 06:17 PM) And Juan Pierre has an awesome middle name: D'Vaughn. Juan D'Vaughn Pierre, now that is a freaking cool name. Also, Juan Pierre and Jake Peavy are both from Mobile, Alabama. ...my great grandmother's also from Mobile as well, so I was always a fan of Pierre and Peavy because they're from the same city my grandma was from. Also... as for the Lastings Milledge minor league signing... I'm a big fan of it. He has so much potential. The home of Hank Aaron too! Mobile's a sh**hole by the way. "Baldwin County white trash" is the punch line to many jokes.

Just got caught up on the first four episodes of "Shameless." Good show. Emmy Rossum has great legs.

QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 3, 2011 -> 11:37 AM) Dude, Season 2 is 100 times better and 1 mil times more hilarious. He tells the truth.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Feb 3, 2011 -> 10:22 AM) Or just DVR it one of the 80 times Comedy Central replays it. Actually, they don't. It only re-airs two or three times after the premiere.

"Look, Sir...droids."

QUOTE (knightni @ Feb 3, 2011 -> 10:50 PM) Actress Maria Schneider She is best known for being sodomized with butter by a fat wrinkly Marlon Brando in Last Tango in Paris. Fixed. That movie sucks.

QUOTE (Quinarvy @ Feb 3, 2011 -> 04:42 PM) Don't think Nunez or Humber make the BP or Sale in the rotation. Also, I think Infante does make the BP. But good work as always JPN. You're probably right, but it's very early and I just chose two pitchers on the 40 man. Sale's place depends on Peavy as we all know. Infante needs more seasoning, he could be in Charlotte.

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QUOTE (fathom @ Jan 28, 2011 -> 04:53 PM) Rumors out there that Gervais will take over for Michael Scott (Carrell) next season. Will Ferrell joins for Steve Carrell's final episodes, which are before the season ends, Michael Scott dies, Ferrell takes over briefly, then hands the reigns over to Andy Bernard (Ed Helms). That's my prediction, the Ferrell thing is confirmed. Something sudden and crazy has to happen to Michael, he's not just going to leave. Ferrell's coming on for Carrell's final three episodes, then flying solo in one episode, then he's gone. That'll leave three episodes left in the season at that point.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Feb 1, 2011 -> 03:29 PM) ..signing major-league contract with #Brewers. #MLB - Ken Rosenthal NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Wait...what?

QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Jan 31, 2011 -> 02:42 PM) Scroll up about 10 posts. I think it's been coming out of a different point on his body. Both, you don't want to know the details. Sharting would be an improvement.

I wish I could shart.

There's a disturbing amount of Red Sox fans down here in Alabama, don't know why. More so than the Braves.

I've been out of comission for the last 4 days with a daycare inspired stomach virus. It caused me to lose 14 pounds.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jan 27, 2011 -> 07:52 AM) Unfortunately the site is blocked for me at work, so I can't see it. I do now have one of my own as well, with some help from the FS crew, but I can't figure out how to post a spreadsheet/table in here. Try doing a free You Send It account.

Jordan Danks works at the Gymboree in Pelham, Alabama. He worked my son's first birthday party.

If I'm missing any players, let me know.

Can we have a Bartolo/Yankees joke competition?

QUOTE (IChaseBlackWood @ Jan 25, 2011 -> 04:35 PM) I was with Buch this past weekend, he said nothing about being moved to the bullpen and mostly just talked about being invited to mini camp ..whenever baseball was brought up, which wasn't much. I'm so tempted to make a joke here, Bren.

QUOTE (NorthSideSox72 @ Jan 26, 2011 -> 08:16 AM) I agree with you mostly, but I do think Marrero will be in Charlotte. I'm guessing the odds of Daryle Ward accepting an assignment to Charlotte are slim.

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QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Jan 25, 2011 -> 03:23 PM) These are from baseball america yesterday Christian Marrero's more likely to start out in B'ham. If one or both of Daryle Ward and Dallas McPherson don't make the cut for Charlotte, then Marrero will start there. Jose Martinez is not beginning the year in B'ham. Drew Lee won't jump Daniel Wagner, Lee will most likely begin in Kanny. I agree with the projection for Nevin Griffith.