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I think it takes someone a long time to get comfortable in the booth with Stone. He's a good analyst but it takes the right guy paired with him, and the product has to be not be godawful on the field

This is most of our players. I am curious as to how the current staff might function with a roster/system that wasn't, you know, ours.

I know that too. Fact is the best MLB announcers get national audiences because they are....good. I hope we are not too short sighted to f*** that up. Brian Anderson in Milwaukee is an example, he can't work a lot of games but the Brewers know he's good.

I've read this before but he does view the White Sox as a team he was to be with so I think things would need to go badly to make that happen. Criticize me, but I also don't think Connor McKnight is terrible?

Mike Monaco. Jason tweeted this was on short notice so I wonder if he's sick or something. Monaco has filled in before. He's fine but I don't think a shitty White Sox team is the best pairing for him

It's okay, I get my sense of humor from them. My dad was a Dodger fan but is one of the reasons I'm a Sox fan, as he drafted some young slugger for a fantasy team in the mid 90s named Frank Thomas. My mom never had a favorite team but always thought George Brett was cute, and loved watching the Sox with me (and loved Jermaine Dye). Also taught me how to keep a scorebook. They're part of the reason I love baseball and the reason I hate this team. They weren't obsessive, but certainly the reason I give a s%*#. I consider them a reason I love the Sox and why I hate the Sox. I miss them, but they'd watch the good games and the crap games with me. Also, Luis is good despite so many flaws.

The Sox remind me of when both my parents died in a two year span

I don't think Zach is anything, but he's already done more this year than Elvis. And as I said before, you can probably actually trade Elvis to a team needing a backup IF and do right by him and not have to eat anything.

I'd be so pissed if I was a Cardinals fan

I can see why the Cardinals would be super annoying to watch as well.

This season has been mailed in. I like Elvis but he should never have been an option for a team trying to win, and if a team was trying to win they should have cut him. Send him to a team wanting a veteran presence and 26th man.

I hate this team so much

We have so much trouble doing things like a simple pickoff to second

Was the umpire in the 2005 ALCS for the AJ dropped third strike, also behind the plate for the Rodon no hitter

Our old friend Doug Eddings. A lot of history there.

I just tried to post what I think the lineup should look like, but that exercise was too depressing. But, on August 1, I want to see Colas every day in RF, Perez on the roster at catcher, Sosa as the starting second baseman.

No one gives up more unfieldable ground balls than Bummer

I'd be tempted to bunt if I were the Blue Jays, knowing our offense is even more inept

sox, please put this game out of its misery

If there were no outs, I'd pinch run. Probably doesn't matter however.

Monaco is fine, but its human melatonin with this team and this game.

Scholtens in game 2

comical

never mind