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Give the next start to Torres.

The only reason I call him bacon is because it's easier to text with the T9 on my cell...

I think I almost drowned in the shower.

The Yankees will throw everything at Joe Mauer. Everything.

I think that I've come to terms with the fact that Wise is this year's Timo.

QUOTE (DanksFan @ Aug 1, 2009 -> 11:20 PM) I think since I've started to read Soxtalk more often that you have overtaken CrimsonWeltall as the funniest poster/one-line-shooter on this forum. Crimson needs to post more then.

QUOTE (iamshack @ Aug 1, 2009 -> 10:24 PM) How about the chick saying she was disappointed that he wouldn't admit that was his nickname? I think she wanted to take him into the back of the clubhouse and have his children... Numerous guys on this board have offered to do more than that.

QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Aug 1, 2009 -> 10:21 PM) awkward "To be honest, I'm a little disappointed."

bwahahahaah

Cubs blow 3 run lead with 2 out in bottom of the ninth. Funny to watch.

QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 1, 2009 -> 09:25 PM) I like the way you work, SS You mean prematurely?

QUOTE (hogan873 @ Aug 1, 2009 -> 08:25 PM) It was very cool to see Peavy in the dugout. He certainly didn't have to be there considering he won't pitch (even in rehab) for a couple weeks. Good game for him to be present for. Getz looked great...I like his speed, and now my 8-year old daughter loves Chris Getz. My wife likes Beckham...big surprise. Pena and Williams looked solid. Nice barehand play by Randy. And, in the last two games, 24 runs with only one homerun...and that was a solo shot. Nice. You've got good women in your life. Smart ones, at least.

Ramirez is a free swinger but he's getting better at taking pitches that he normally fouls off. He's got all the talent in the world, he needs to realize it.

Ramirez >>> Nix

show the AL central standings you f***s

No addition has improved our offense quite as much as Jake Peavy.

OMGJETERRANOUTAGROUNDER

I'm diggin Kotsay.

SEND HIM DOWN

I'm sure Jeter has just asked Gordon what it's like to be him.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Aug 1, 2009 -> 06:25 PM) Did we start his clock this year, or did we bring him up late enough to where it didnt start? Late enough.

I want gordon beckhams children.

lol get jhonny warming!! bases loaded for BACON

FEAR JAYSON NIX WALK HIM

I wanna see Jhonny get warm.