hi8is

Lopez 5IP 0 hits 0 walks. Give that man a nickname and a spot in the rotation.

Man, time with hi8is JR. prevents me from participating in this grand event. I’m sure it’s been extremely bipolar. ? Go SOX!

It would be so flipping great to win the World Series this year and take away one of their FA targets in the offseason. ? One can dream.

Thank you Captain Obvious… I mean, Al.

Ouch.

I actually get laid so often it’s a problem… so such a surprise would actually be welcomed. ?‍♂️

The already thick plot thickens.

I like being a rebel.

Berry interesting. Cuban Murderers Row with an Eloy Sandwich. Yum.

The doomsday crew will still be out in full force. Beware.

Nothing yet. Let today be the day!!! Please!!! TA Grandal Abreu Eloy Robert Moncada Vaughn Goodwin Hernandez

Hall of Fame Baseball People have very advanced statistics integrated into the very fiber of their DNA.

True or false: “Entering September, the White Sox lead the AL Central by 12 games.”

This. 1,000,000% this.

So you’re saying I’ll never get laid again. Got it. Thanks.

A fixed Kimbrel will go a LONG way.

No joke.

Too bad they didn’t select Kyle Lewis in that draft like many here desired. ?

Pretty telling of their opinion on Collins now. Welcome back Yaz. We’ve missed you. PS: Please catch the baseball.

Time to run off 9+

You didn’t.

That sounds like a record book statistic.

How flattering, assuming I can afford a moped. How cute.

You’re flattering, assuming I have a car. How cute.

We have James Beard in our system, so there!