Come one, come all - play the great game of Major League Baseball! Here you’ll find wide open green space in the outfield to roam, ample opportunity to cheat, and plenty of leeway should you get caught!
If you take up this great game and excel, we’ll be sure to keep you out of the Big Show until our service clock alarms go.
We’ll cry poor one night and then execute contracts to the tune of billions a day later!
Tell one, tell all! Bring out the kids and usher them into the Great American Pastime. A game of history, integrity, dignity, and justice.
Come one, come all... let’s play ball!