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QUOTE (SoxPride18 @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 09:19 AM) Urias, Puig, Bellinger, Alvarez, Lux, and Calhoun for Quintana and Frazier Gotta have Burhler ( whatever his name is, I still can't even spell Burhlie ). Also, replace Calhoun for Verdugo. Rizzo is putting together a package for Q that has two top ten prospects in the league. Cheers, -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (steveno89 @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 09:20 AM) Rick, I can build a compelling package based around Giolito and Robles as a starting point. Both are top 10 prospects in the game If that doesn't wet your whistle I'm not sure what more you're looking for -Rizzo Some proven major league talent for Q as well. Price just went up. Dodgers offered an insane package just now. There's nothing on the free agent market and you need another front line starter to go all the way. We have no real need to sell either of our aces. -Rick

QUOTE (Y2JImmy0 @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 09:05 AM) Cashner gets a 1 year deal for $10 million. I like it.

QUOTE (steveno89 @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 09:12 AM) Rick, Can't deal Turner, especially after the numbers he put up in just 73 games this year We are willing to put Giolito on the table as a centerpiece though. -Rizzo Gotta have Turner for Sale. Willing to listen on a Giolito based package for Quintana. Waiting on Fieldman for a Segar based package for Sale. NaNaNaNa-hey hey hey... goodbye. -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (SoxPride18 @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 09:05 AM) Seager is off limits. I will put Urias as the the center piece of any trade. Quintana for a Urias based package. Two more of your top prospects and two more lottery tickets. That's the price. Might go up as others are bringing me offers for Q. Sale, gotta have Segar. I'm waiting on a Trea Turner based offer right now. Where's my yo-hoo milk? -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (steveno89 @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:59 AM) Rick, I'm interested in that Sale guy, or possibly Quintana Turner is off the table, but I'm open to discussing minor league players in a swap -Rizzo Gotta include Turner for Sale. We can listen on Q without him but you've gotta put together a lot of value for him otherwise. Dodgers are considering Seager based package for Sale... so Turner isn't an unreasonable starting point. We've told all teams this year we want proven major league talent and at least 5 total top end players for Sale. Quintana holds similar value but potentially we may find ourselves with more of an ability to move on him. With that said, and more along the lines with our long term value projections, there may be an interest in all our assets that warrants your serious consideration. Excuse me, wife said the toilet is plugged again. -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (hi8is @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:59 AM) Bud Selig, is that you? Thought you retired. Bye bye miss American pie. - Rick Hahn I've yet to be blown out of the water by any offers and considering Sale being the premium talent he is with massive surplus value, it may be considerable for us in getting young talent who has preformed well at the major league level already. Now, with that said, and to potentially clear the field a bit - so to say - we'd want Segar to head any Sale package. Happy Selig? f***ing retired commissioners. Better than Joe West thou. Yuck! -Rich Hahn

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:52 AM) You are ruining your own thread. lol Hahn wouldnt even remotely act like that. Maybe if you went with a personality that had more believable Hahn type dry humor it would be funny? Bud Selig, is that you? Thought you retired. Bye bye miss American pie. - Rick Hahn

QUOTE (shipps @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:39 AM) This could actually be an EPIC thread but hi8is is being to silly to allow it. Dude you are so self destructive. lol Who are you? Again... wife dropped phone in toilet. Some contacts lost. -Epic Meal Time Rick Hahn

QUOTE (ChiSoxFanMike @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:31 AM) Hey Ricky ol' pal ol' buddy, I know we're homies and all, but I want Sale. Would Mazara, Profar, and Gallo do the trick? Let me know. Thanks, Jon. About 47 teams want him. Welcome to the prom, I'm the queen. Don't like how John Danks preformed last year and Kenny blames you. Gallo is going to be an annual 450 strike out risk. You'll have to do better than that. How about we give you Abreu for Mazara and Profar thou. Excuse me, my tent is being pitched. -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (South Sider @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:29 AM) Hey guys, I'm looking to talk trade with Matt Silverman or Al Avila? Has anyone seen them? They must have been out partying last night.... (Someone please take these GMs ) -DD Last I saw Al, he had an 8 ball lined up on a beautiful "entertainer". The thing went from about mid back to ass crack. Really impressive work. Was just surprised he was taking the bump with a boba straw. So how about that Betts kid. Give me. I have blackmail material against you too Dave. Oh Snap! -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (iamshack @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:25 AM) I think Hi8is needs to be more characters... We have no such player on our roster, diarrhea mouth. Who is this anyway? My cell went through the wash last night and all my contacts are missing. The wife did it again. Urhhhg. Yahoo! -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (Y2JImmy0 @ Nov 18, 2016 -> 08:16 AM) Ian Anderson, Sean Newcomb, and Patrick Weigel. I'll give you our Garrented Rate naming rights deal and our half built bling bling JayZ boat for this package. w00t -Rick Hahn

-Mass text to all GM's Bacon Bits... -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 10:39 PM) Apparently it's not as good as what you're smoking if you think you can sign Cespedes to a 3 year deal. Everyone needs a lil Minute Maid in their life. I'm going to offer you a stellar package and an absolute steal of a deal: Francis Martes, Kyle Tucker, Daz Cameron, Derek Fisher, and one of David Paulino, Colin Moran and Anibal Sierra. Heavy hitter based packaged (since you can't develop hitters worth a f***) with a future ace at the top. DAP, Jeff Luhnow Dave Dombroski just tried to sell me on some new inventive Irish hammock hot dog fad going down in Detroit. So at least you've come up with a somewhat coherently sane offer in comparison. Who's Colin Moran - related to Captin Morgan by chance? Tell me more. We told Jay-Z that we'd give him a yacht with a solid gold mast in exchange for Cespedes on a lifetime contract. Like our chances there. Peace, -Rich Hahn

QUOTE (South Sider @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 11:19 PM) No, but I might want Chris Sale or Jose Quintana and Nate Jones. But I also might want Verlander or Archer. I'd be interested in discussing all potential avenues of improving my club. I'm sure that you can strike up a conversation with Avila and Silverman. Warning with Verlander thou... his entire offseason fitness program consists solely of whipped cream and Katie Holmes. The dudes on the decline man and you know it. Kenny's talking to A-Rod in the other room. He might not allow me to move any of the three guys you mentioned until he's got a hard NO. You're free to give me an offer and I can run it by him thou. That asshat wants me run everything by him. Don't get too drunk tonight. -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (South Sider @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 11:17 PM) Naturally, we all want the Sox to win the trades. But for some of us it may not be as difficult to role play as you might think, ChiliIrishHammock. We all know that whatever happens in our simulation, none of it is real. I can roleplay Dombrowski and intend to make the best out of the Red Sox situation, even if I'm a White Sox fan. Your ideas are certainly not discounted, however, but I think it'd be cool if several people capable of role playing in this fashion from this site played along. Dude... Dave... do you have multiple personalities or something? I have no clue what or who you're talking about. Is a ChiliIrishHammock a new style of hot dog in Detroit or something? Wow. Take some psyc-meds and call me in the morning when you can have a serious discussion about your roster. -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (ChiliIrishHammock24 @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 11:13 PM) Not to highjack your thread, Request denied. This is what it is. s*** or get off the pot. I'll go to Jerry and get you banned from Down Arrow Park for life if you post this crap again. Boooya, -Rich Hahn

QUOTE (South Sider @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 10:39 PM) I'll snag Dave Dombrowski of the Red Sox, kind sir. Good idea, this should be fun... I would recommend holding off on trade talks until all major GMs are taken: Copelella, Avila, Silverman, Cashman, Rizzo, Zaidi\ Edit: and maybe making trade talks private? IDK how serious you want to be about this. Dave... come on bro. Are you kidding me? I'm transparent as f***. You're just trying to get me all alone to yourself to manipulate me. Nice try. Poop, -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 10:18 PM) She's fantastic thanks for asking! How's Daddy Kenny doing? "Intranet" is all secure now. Damn interns spying from other teams coming into to work for us (sneaky Cardinals). Let's get down to business. We want to put the Houston Astros over the top in the American League. We have some interest in your jersey chopping ace. What's it going to seal the deal? I can't get that asshat off my back. He wants me to sign Cespedes, A-Rod, and try baiting Randy Johnson out of retirement. Congrats on signing Reddick and trading for McCann. That other starter you signed is awful, what were you smoking yesterday man? Kenny won't let me talk Sale until I've exhausted his above agenda. I've got clearance to hear out offers thou. Disclaimer, it better be an improvement from that garbage you offered last July. Tony Kemp and your stadium naming rights... seriously? Fist Bump, -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (Dam8610 @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 10:17 PM) If Puig becomes a mid 20s 6 WAR CF again you'll get a better return than Calhoun and Lux. Truth. Thanks for the correction.

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 10:10 PM) Agreed but Puig is intriguing nonetheless because if we can rehab him and get him to be the superstar he can be, then that's a jackpot for the Sox. We could also move him if we don't like his antics and he rebounds his value. Even if his potential is realized I doubt you could find a better return than Calhoun and Lux.

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 10:07 PM) I'll take Jeff Luhnow of the Astros Game On Hey Jeff! You get that hacking s*** cleared up man? We really should talk shop but I don't want any of our discussions going into that horribly unprotected intranet system of yours. How's the wife? Tiddlywinks, -Rick Hahn

QUOTE (Dam8610 @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 09:57 PM) If Dodgers (w/o Puig): Urias, Bellinger, DeLeon, Alvarez, Calhoun, Lux This is the better dodger package.

QUOTE (SouthSideSale @ Nov 17, 2016 -> 09:49 PM) This is fun I like this role playing It gave me an idea actually.