ESPN reporter: Eli, why dont you wanna play for the Chargers?
Eli: Well, hold on, let me take my dads cock out of my ass...okay, well we all know Im a huge pussy, no question about that.
Archie: Dont talk, I told you to shut your mouth Eli...go get me a beer...this is why we kept you locked in the basement as a kid.
Eli: Yeah, what he said.