I just saw the water polo guy commercial, and he was like a f***ing genious...no question I am above and beyond that.
The best guy for a commercial like that would be the Iowa heavyweight, Steven Mocco. After each championship match, ESPN interviews the champion. The women who was doing the interview asked him a question or something, and he responded *congradulations* (spelled wrong, but imagine a New Englander accent). Funny as hell. He is also majoring in ceramics. I think he would be the perfect candidate.