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Yoan also feasts off position players.

Punto

His OPS is probably 50 points lower if you don't count his vs. position player stats.

Seby owns position players.

The anti Tortuga

Twins with a very White Sox line of 1 run on 10 hits.

Especially since Red Barron pizzas are like $4 each. $12 for 3 pizzas and 2 MLB tickets is a steal.

Banks also has a mustache now?

And Keuchel is always there to give him good sound bites. Remember when Keuchel told Garfien that Donaldson got traded cause he didn't get along with the Twins' latino players? Garfien wasn't even fishing for that and Keuchel just brought it up out of the blue.

Luis raised his OPS like 30 points today.

I honestly don't remember the last time he pulled a fastball in the air before that homer.

Why is Cueto still in?

I knew shit was going too well for us...

Cueto is already at 75 pitches. He's probably going 5 max today.

Way to pick up Yoan Luis

Best Yoan can do on a 3-1 count is ground out to 1B? lmao

Robert either goes 0-4 and looks like complete shit or he gets 2 or 3 hits and looks good. There's almost no in between.

Had it hopped there's no way Seby catches it lol

His reads have been awful against the Twins. Seems like he can't see the ball off the bat against them.

Cueto has the 8th highest strand rate in all of baseball among starters who have at least 60 innings pitched. Probably not sustainable, but part of it might be that Johnny knows how to pitch.

Twins had a really good approach against Cueto the last time out. They're having a good approach again today.

Their personal decisions are gonna make their teammates play 10 players short for 3 games. It's not only selfish from a public health perspective but also from a sports and team aspect perspective.

Good thing the Royals suck so nobody gives a shit that the 10 people who decided not to get vaccinated are gonna cost their team games in Toronto. Benintendi is also killing his own trade value cause Toronto was interested in acquiring him and they clearly can't unless he gets vaccinated. Teams in the AL East or teams with playoff aspirations are all gonna have to think about whether or not he can even play in a playoff series if they end up playing the Jays.

Eloy is never gonna get out of his slump if he keeps getting hurt every few weeks. He'll never get his timing down or develop a rhythm at the plate.

I'd rather he throw slower and have better location than throw harder and be all over the place.