doubleM23

truer words have never been spoken

Thats a bit of an oxymoron, dont ya think? I don't mean fighting with guns and bombs...

Well, see... Well, see... There's these birds and there's these bees and, uh, they... giggle... you know... and, uh... That's where flowers and smiles come from. At least that's how it was explained to me.

Oh yes he will.

you know i'm in.

I'm sure my great aunt, her husband, their young child and the rest of the bus full of innocent people trying to go to a democratic election thought it was "convienent" when they were gunned down in cold blood in El Salvador back in the days of Oscar Romero and the El Salvadorian Civil War. Real convienent. I think fighting for peace and social justice is quite a productive thing to do with your life. Much more productive than wasting your life in a cubicle in some meaningless 9-to-5.

We're not getting Colon.

PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE DOUBLEM. PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE. But I don't wanna!

Theoldroman is a bleeding heart liberal in the making..... DoubleM, Cerbaho, and Apu would be so proud :**** A what? Ask DoubleM, Cerbaho, or Apu. They'll know what it means and lead you along the path of the "Dark Side." LOL... Just remember, youngin'... Compassion is NOT an American value. (I kid)

Hmmmmmm.... That's weird. NEVERMIND! They look normal now... Wow, this has been a f***ed up weekend.

Or are all of sideshowapu's posts doubleposted?

I get my daily reccomended doses of Pinko's.

Agreed. I don't mind criticism as long as it's not, "You suck!" The point of that column is to look at each player as an individual, and assess his value to the team; not to look at the team and assess each individual to it. Do I even think guys like Ring and Porzio will see much time, if any with the big league squad? Nope. The numbers provided are the numbers I see them putting up if they were given ample playing time in a situation best fit for them (i.e.; Mark Buehrle - #1 pitcher; Keith Foulke - closer). Just like the first article; where I only have about 100 games covered at the catcher position, the idea isn't to predict every game and everyone's day-to-day performance; its to give a broad view of what I think each player could do under ideal conditions for both himself and the team. Also, if you take the combined records of the top 11 (basically, the pitching staff as I see...), you get a record of 84-76 (160 games).

Rowand is, at best, a 4th outfielder on any championship-caliber team. The Sox are in desperate need of a centerfielder, as it is one of the gaping holes on this team.

I agree. That, and anyone who says, "Rap is easy," or "Rappers aren't talented," have no idea what they're talking about.

Here's the story from The Baltimore Sun.

Who says he's messed up? I think he's a genius.

I don't know, but according to Hideki Matsui, he has no plans on meeting with the Yankees... http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ankees_matsui_4 Maybe if the Sox were halfway smart, they'd make a run at him. Oh wait, it's the Sox. D'oh!

Good news... Anyone know any othe details on the signing?

I don't know if this has been posted yet or not, but I just saw it at whitesox.com for the first time today... http://whitesox.mlb.com/cws/downloads/anno...ve_schedule.pdf

It's a shame Aaron got hurt, but now I guess we need a new centerfielder...

1) Crazy squirrels in the Quad that play dumb and are a hoot to chase around, but then run up a tree, jump and latch onto you and start biting... 2) Dogs that can't distinguish the difference between your leg and a fire hydrant. 3) Music Elitists 4) People that claim to be big baseball fans but know JACK s*** about the game, the strategy, etc. 5) Cute girls who won't go along with you playing dumb in the Laundry Room and let you to wash your whites with your red sweatshirt like the idiot you are. 6) Anyone who claims that Clerks, Chasing Amy, and Dogma aren't landmarks of American cinema. 7) The fact that the lava lamp channel doesn't have a lava lamp anymore. 8) Sprained knees 9) Employment. So much more fun to be unemployed and living on your wits. ... and last, but certainly not least... 10) When your snooty butler says he washed your sock garters, but when you put them on, you find they're still full of shmootz. You know what I'm talking about.

So we bomb the s*** out of everything, and then tell them that violence is wrong? I'm not trying to be a smart-ass, it just seems a little hypocritical to me.

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