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Guys - this isn't a catch all for every move. If the Sox trade for Pederson and he says "Well, if I had my druthers, we'd get Machado," by all means, post in this thread. Otherwise it's its own thread.

Title edited to reflect this. God damn please let this end we've reached Arrested Development memes.

After Wendell...can we just get a clearing house, top to bottom? Markkanen, LaVine, Dunn, Carter, Hutchinson, Portis, and even Valentine all have potential to contribute to winning teams. Add in a likely top pick. If only a halfway competent GM, head coach and training staff could get in here.

Boylen is like all the worst parts of Thibs but none of the good parts.

If we get to 500, we will ban half of the board Thanos style until after Endgame.

Yolmer becomes an extremely valuable infield sub?

I legitimately laughed out loud at this one.

Yeah, don't do that. We have SLAM for a reason.

Confirmed that it's a Sox hat.

Nah

I like, now do it.

At his age, I'd rather roll the dice on Hamilton-Burdi-Johnson-Burr-Ruiz-Thompson-Vieria for cheap.

Had a second family while married to his wife. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2016/05/18/bartolo-colons-double-life-with-secret-family/amp And lest anyone forget, he literally just quit on the Sox

There were 22 other Big Sexys. Also because Bartolo is a piece of shit human being, people only love him because he's fat and old.

Buehrle.

Here's one

#CesPAYdes was my enduring memory of you until your sudden return.

Heyman + Passan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Olney, Nightengale and Co.

So does Passan. Just go off their track records

So...three more times, right?

Let me get this straight... Passan reports 8 years, Gomez reports $250M. Both are reputable and Passan is a top reporter. Everyone dismisses it. Olney, who laughed at the Sox signing either one, says 7/$175M and everyone takes it as gospel and writes think pieces about why the Sox are bad.

If that's true, they wouldn't still be in it.

That would be some pretty good shit right there.