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Buster Olney laughed at the Sox for merely trying to meet with Harper and Machado and was resoundingly dunked on by Machado's agent. Sorry if I don't buy it.

You are truly Satan's child.

Maybe me? Let's see.

At the same time, my friends who are Cubs fans mocking this keep telling me how reputable a fucking cat is.

I just want to say that if Adam fucking Schiff announces the Machado signing, 2019 politics will put The Onion even further out of business. Nothing will be off limits.

Don't stop

Sleeper to win the world series, not Manny

Where's our PimpLiriano?

Mucho mal.

La segunda discusión sobre Manny será en español.

You have my attention, mystery man.

Only logical conclusion: Manny is going to the pitching contest, plans on winning, then will take the free trip to Camelback Ranch and sign with the White Sox. Or maybe the Dodgers idk.

Just checked teoray23's email... It's MMachado@whitesox.com Could be something.

No doubt he could fail. But he could just as easily suffer one big injury in football and be out of the league in four years. He could end up like RG3.

One FA contract in MLB could very well obliterate his entire career earnings in the NFL. There's a reason NFL players always get mad when baseball players sign contracts.

Yonder is listed as #23 online?

That's actually really damn fascinating. It's his actual Instagram.

A Redditor did a breakdown of Devin Booker vs. Zach LaVine It's pretty insane how close the two are. https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/ap4uou/why_is_devin_booker_a_franchise_cornerstone_and/

"Sources tell me that the Giants are offering Harper a short term contract because he wants to sign with the Cubs, but they need a few years to divest from Heyward. #HotStove ? #Meow ?"

I feel like Cowley could make me like any front office, even the Mets, Knicks or Jets if he were out here.

Meanwhile, damn. Cleveland got the deal I wanted from Houston. Protected first for taking on Kight.

I didn't consider his future tradeability...and he does fit the roster pretty well, giving the starting line 3 good defenders now instead of hoping Dunn and Carter can cover for everyone.

Really thought you'd need a 1st to absorb Porter...2-way player, but massively overpaid. If the Wiz had thrown in a pick, I'd love this deal. Now if I'm the Bulls I try to do RoLo to Houston for Knight + 1st

How can the Giants take on Heyward if they sign Harper?