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QUOTE (sunofgold @ Sep 19, 2012 -> 08:43 PM) double by the speedy king konk How did you f*** up "King Kong"?

QUOTE (oldsox @ Sep 19, 2012 -> 06:53 PM) Noticed that Scherzer has one blue eye and one brown eye. Never saw that before. You should look at more Mila Kunis

f***. I always forget I can't get Sox games when they play the Royals.

QUOTE (JohnCangelosi @ Sep 19, 2012 -> 01:23 AM) We will destroy Cy Chen & Guthrie this time around. Their time has come.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 05:10 PM) Yup, you wanna be #3 seed, face the Yankees at home IMHO. I'd rather take the Rangers. Sox have had their number this year, partially because Washington angered AJ.

QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 19, 2012 -> 02:17 AM) So Ozzie and Mariotti were bros all along. Makes perfect sense. Though seriously, Ozzie, please stop. I want to see you have a good managerial career again. At this rate, you won't have a job in two years.

Mitt Romney's father was on welfare for 4 years. So according to Romney, he could not get his fathers own vote.

QUOTE (CyAcosta41 @ Sep 18, 2012 -> 02:13 PM) Absolutely. Kudos to you, dude. I know that somebody has been doing the Duran Duran Rios thing for awhile now, but couldn't remember who it was. In no way was I trying to steal your thunder. Rather, with the sand of the sliding pit right there, and with the importance of that play, YOUR Duran Duran Rios thing has never been more apt! You aren't the only one using it lately and I was mostly just kidding. But thanks

But what about the terrible farm system? We'll never recover.

Ok, I need to stop this Duran Duran spoof real quick. YOU ARE ALL GETTING IT WRONG. I did it either in 2010 or 2011 and it was "His name is Rios and he dances on the paths" That is all. Found it: http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/lofiversion/...t79387-250.html

After waking up this morning from a bunch of working out yesterday: The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

QUOTE (DukeNukeEm @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 11:48 PM) Goddamn, if you actually pull of a weekend roadtrip to LA I'll be impressed. The longest drive I've ever knocked in a 24 hour period was Salt Lake City to ~Des Moines, and I just couldn't keep going. Please let us know if you do this, and what your secrets are to crossing 2/3 of goddamn America in one sitting.

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QUOTE (IowanSoxFan @ Sep 17, 2012 -> 07:16 PM) How is it going over at Motown Tigers you ask? Originally Posted by Screwtape The White Sox will celebrate this win by going home to their wives/sisters.....inbred b********

QUOTE (kapkomet @ Sep 16, 2012 -> 08:06 PM) Hmmm, works that way too, doesn't it? No, not really. I know Bush loved America, I just thought he was a dumbass when it came to politics. I still think he'd be a great MLB Commissioner. As for Cheney, he wouldn't text. He'd just snarl or something. Cheney just scared the f*** out of me.

QUOTE (mr_genius @ Sep 14, 2012 -> 03:53 PM) so did Obama tweet out his daily apology to the Muslim brotherhood yet? Nah, he flew out to Afghanistan and had lunch with them while wiping his ass with an American flag he burned earlier in the day. Then he snorted crack off of a fully clothed hookers ass before laughing about how Osama was never really killed, nor Saddam, and then they watched The Dark Knight Rises while taking notes on total destruction before finally saying their five-times-a-day prayer to Satan/Stalin/Hitler/Egyptian Pharaohs then Biden texted Obama "D00d u need to get back to the House. Liberal media need something to eat up." Then Obama flew across the Atlantic in a plane that had the communist flag emblazoned on the side before switching into Air Force One in the middle of the ocean on the S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier.

QUOTE (danman31 @ Sep 15, 2012 -> 10:53 PM) Hey Mizzou beat Arizona State! Does that matter at all? Amazing finish in the Ball State-Indiana game. Get a big gain with 1 second left to hit the game winning FG. That's why I love college football, even if neither of those teams are good. Side note: Colorado gave up 55 in a half to Fresno State. Holy crap. The refs in the Mizzou-ASU game were god awful. I didn't know half the penalties they called existed.

QUOTE (2nd_city_saint787 @ Sep 15, 2012 -> 07:02 PM) Really hope Tampa misses the playoffs and our Sox make it...If thats the case I thing Sale should win the CY. He should get 3 more starts right? If he can hit 20 wins and the Sox win the division while the Rays don't, it could give him an edge over Price. Also: Damn, Gio. I know wite broke this down in the greatest way possible, but if there was a mythical future where all moves don't create a domino effect and we could still have Gio, along with Sale, goddamn.

I love Rose.

Sale K's 21 as Beckham goes yard in a Sox 1-0 victory.

So can I call Mr. Genius a plethora of slurs, then upon being reprimanded by mods saying they are spineless for taking away my free speech and protecting Mr. Genius? That's how this works, right?

So, I was out driving, but Gavin was cruising and up 1-0. How'd they get the 3?

QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 03:54 PM) Apparently some people missed the post with the LH/RH splits off Scherzer this year Someone is overlooking the fact that Hudson sucks.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 03:34 PM) ADA lf Youk 3b Wise cf PK14 1b Rios rf AJP c Alexei ss Johnson dh Hudson 2b jackson cf Dirks lf Fatty 3b Fatty 1b Anti-Semite dh Boesch rf Peralta ss Avila c Infante 2b Wait, who's the anti-semite? QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Sep 12, 2012 -> 03:39 PM) Beckham homers two nights in a row and gets benched, makes sense. As we all know, this is great for Gordon's confidence.