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QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 06:57 AM) Fire KW He netted us Liriano, so I'm ok with that move.

Edited for O-Dawg.

QUOTE (TitoMB @ Aug 1, 2012 -> 03:24 AM) So good, you have to read it twice. Fixed it.

Play this, then start reading while it goes. Last time we saw our heroes, former Twins AJ Pierzynski and Francisco Liriano continued and started to piss off our rivals from the cold land respectively. It was greatness to watch Liriano mow down hitters that weren't wearing White Sox uniforms. So, let's get to today's matchup. In this corner... JAKE f***ING PEAVY. He will continue to be mad at everything. 8-7, 3.15 ERA for the former Cy Young winner. VS. Scott "Don't Laugh at My Last Name" Diamond 9-4, 2.88 ERA. However, last time he faced the Sox at Target Field, he lost. So it shall continue. SOX BOUNCED BACK TO TAKE ONE FROM THE TWINKIES. SHALL THEY CONTINUE? AND DEFEAT THE HOSTESS SNACK CAKES? THEN BASK IN THE GLORY OF TWINS FANS' MISERY? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX. LINEUP ALEJANDRO DE AZA - CF KEVIN YOUKILIS - 3B ADAM "DONKEY" DUNN - 1B PAUL - "THE CAPTAIN" KONERKO - DH ALEX RIOS - RF His name is Rios and he dances on the paths, just like that hitter who is always fast. Points for someone getting this. A.J. PIERZYNSKI - C This pimp won us the last game. DAYAN "THE CUBAN TANK" VICIEDO - LF This guy had a badass catch and an RBI to get us on the board. Tank is powerful. ALEXEI "THE CUBAN MISSLE" RAMIREZ - SS Knocked in AJ to give us the "Let's go! Let's hit this piece of s***!" line. ORLANDO "O-DAWG" HUDSON - 2B

SUCK IT SPAN. WELCOME LIRIANO. All aboard the Night Train.

That was a little much there PK...

QUOTE (chw42 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 09:48 PM) Son of a b****. I hate Span so much.

Didn't we have Jeff Gray a few years ago?

AJ MOTHAf***AS

AJ MOTHAf***AS

The Tank

But seriously, Dayan's becoming a good fielder.

TANK MOTHERf***ER.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 09:00 PM) Did AJ just say: Let's go! Get this piece of s***? AJ is awesome.

QUOTE (kev211 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 08:59 PM) Everyone who said it was over. Please leave this thread. HELLLLLLL YEAAAAH

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MOTHERf***ER.

Come on Liriano.

I know this motherf***er ain't using Your Love for his at bat song.

Well s***.

QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 08:36 PM) If Span hadn't turned down that trade to the Reds, Liriano could be throwing a no-hitter right now. How can he turn down a trade? Isn't he in arbitration?

QUOTE (BFirebird @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 08:31 PM) I think he has retired like 8 in a row or something too, hasn't he? All hail the Coop.

This is great. The suffering for Twins fans has to be fantastic.

Suck it Morneau.

Liriano dealing.