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Yeah, that ump is a b****.

LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED, BUT MOST LIKELY ALEJANDRO DE AZA - CF KEVIN "HAHA VALENTINE" YOUKILIS - 3B ADAM "THREE WAY" DUNN - DH That nickname is totally a reference to how he has three outcomes, nothing perverted. Perverts. PAUL "2005 ALCS MVP" KONERKO - 1B ALEX RIOS - RF AJ PIERZYNSKI - C Angels fans love AJ more after last night. DAYAN "THE TANK" VICIEDO - LF Dayan is friend to all. ALEXEI "THE CUBAN MISSILE" RAMIREZ - SS GORDON "BACON SLAYER" BECKHAM - 2B

Play this, then start reading while it goes. Last time we saw our heroes, they defeated Mr. "I Don't Like Pitching at the Cell" in Greinke. The Sox angered the Angels with another questionable call at first followed by a tight game at 6-6. Then Alex Rios happened. And all was right on the South Side as the Sox walked off into the night. So, let's get to today's matchup. In this corner... G-Floyd 8-9, 4.28 ERA for Floyd, who has been performing great since his return from the DL with a record of 2-1 and ERA of 1.33. VS. Ervin Santana 5-10, 5.97 ERA. Fun fact: He is the other Ervin in LA who goes by "Magic". Difference being this one sucks. This would be like Boozer going by "The Big Hurt" SOX LAUNCHED FIREWORKS INTO THE SKY AS RIOS HAS HAD A COMEBACK YEAR FOR THE AGES. SHALL THEY CONTINUE WITH THEIR WINNING WAYS? AND DEFEAT THE TEAM THAT (as pointed out by Kyyle) TRANSLATES TO THE THE ANGELS ANGELS. THEN BASK IN THE GLORY OF SEXY, LEAD BOOSTING VICTORY? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX.

This made me laugh and is something I feel is relevant to this thread.

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 03:32 PM) I don't know. An epileptic with a gun could be fun. ...

QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 05:17 PM) You've had some tough things happen to you and your family. Hopefully the next 4/5s of your life will be dandy compared to some of the problems you've had in the first 1/5th. Yeah, I haven't had a hard life (my dad makes really good money as a self employed lawyer, my grandma was wealthy from her dad), it's been a painful one. Dad getting death threats my freshman year of high school (in the name of God no less, and it led to the school placing an administrator to shadow me, unknown to me), a family friend committed suicide after my dad showed up to her house to break her garage window (she tried to suffocate by running the car in the garage...left a voicemail on my dad's phone, my dad breaks the garage window, she shot herself), dad getting cancer (though it was very brief, it's gone now), grandmother getting ALS. Sadly, that's just the half of it. Also being like, the sole Jewish kid meant no one else was at my temple services and I got left out of a lot because everyone else had friends from Church. I had my best friend though, so by around high school I started having more close friends. Why do you think no one guesses my age on the board the first time? Because I had to grow up fast. But yeah, not a lot to make me believe in a God. And you know what, if I'm wrong and there's a heaven after this life, I'll look St. Peter in the eye and be like "well, s***. I was wrong."

QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 11:14 PM) I think Ozzie is a Catholic as well so we are the same religion I think. I forget what it is, but I know Ozzie is definitely not Catholic.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 05:15 PM) Dodgers claimed Lee. Was scared for a minute there.

QUOTE (IowanSoxFan @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 05:04 PM) Dewayne Wise, the guy who made my favorite White Sox moment of all time. I haven't followed him much since he left. How was his time with the Jays and Yanks? I hope you mean second favorite...

QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 01:29 PM) I wonder why in the world your generation is anti religious. I shudder to think of a generation that can't take time out on a Sunday to go to church with the family. IMO it's yet one more thing that will make it a "me" generation which is not all good. There are a lot of good things about worship that IMO add to the benefit of society and family and community. You say it's a viewpoint and way of life. Well how did we get to this point? I guess parents didn't bring their kids up stressing religion at all or God at all or faith at all. And soon we are going to have a society that never worships. Great. If your generation is not going to have community worship, then I wish it would change to where people organzize Sunday or Saturday outings to go help the poor or something, because IMO the concept of community worship on a Saturday or Sunday or Wed. night is a very positive thing. Going to church on Sunday as a family unit to pray to something bigger than themselves is a good thing for kids instead of sitting in front of the f***ing computer all day playing video games. Perhaps somebody in your generation will organize more community service outings. For some reason I think that is hugely doubtful. People generally need to have their arm twisted to go volunteer. === On the CFA front, seriously, do we need a "kiss-in" today at all the CFA stories of gay and lesbian community? The CFA appreciation day was in response to the boycott of CFA. Now we have to have men kissing each other in front of stores? I want men to be able to marry men. Fine. But do we have to have today's public display? Wasn't the boycott enough? So in response to today, we'll have another CFA Appreciation Day next week? The season I'm an atheist is because when I was 14 I had three family members all die sudden, unexpected and painful deaths. Then went to a Yom Kippur service where I was supposed to ask for an omnipotent God's forgiveness...for not really sinning all that much...while the world suffers, presumably because a woman ate an apple which is the basis for all the suffering in the world. I can't be bothered to praise that type of deity and the other couple thousand don't matter to me. When I see visual proof there's a God, we'll be good. Till then, Yahweh has to compete with the other thousands of gods to prove who is right and actually exists. And I also don't need a book to tell me how to be a good person, especially one written 2000 years ago.

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 02:50 PM) So you were masturbating. Well f*** me for just waking up to post this. Too tired to realize I posted a double entendre.

Greg is happy

SOG, for this thread, we're removing your nicknaming rights.

QUOTE (Y2HH @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 09:15 AM) Arrogant presumption. What you actually meant to say is you *think* you know their argument before they post. Sometimes people can surprise you, but in order for that to happen, you'd need to give them the chance. Good dissenting discussion is fun, while discussion with people who think exactly like you is not, nor is it a challenge. If that's what you're looking for, head over to Reddit for the circle-jerk hive mind...I'm sure you'll find a lot of people who think exactly like you there. The discussion in this forum is awesome, because it's as close to "even" as I've seen in terms of political view/stances/etc. You don't have to agree with everyone to think the discussion is good. As a matter of fact, you shouldn't. Oh, I enjoy when there's actual discussion, but half the time it does follow that rule of thumb. When I'm surprised, it's a pleasant one. But rare.

Dr. Pepper and Porn is winning Also, I'd do some reenacting if offered the chance, but I doubt I will.

You shall find many things on our home.

Fun fact: Kyyle messaged me to get this up while I was getting it up. Now back to sleep.

Play this, then start reading while it goes. Last time we saw our heroes, Jake Peavy out dueled the Twins lone decent starter in Scott Diamond. This was despite the Twins trying to replicate the dome experience by having Span reach via error, only for Mauer to pop out, and trying to rally in the ninth. So, let's get to today's matchup. In this corner... Philiiiiiiiiiiiiiip Huuuuuuuuuuuuumber. 5-5, 5.90 ERA for the man with the White Sox second perfect game in the past few years. VS. THIS b**** Fun fact: Greinke hates pitching at the Cell. Whimp. SOX SHOWED THE TWINS WHY A NEW NON-DOMED STADIUM WAS A MISTAKE. SHALL THEY CONTINUE WITH THEIR WINNING WAYS? AND DEFEAT THE TEAM THAT WAS SO BAD THEY NEEDED A MOVIE ABOUT DIVINE BEINGS NEEDED TO HELP THEM WIN? THEN BASK IN THE GLORY OF SWEET, SUCCULENT VICTORY? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX. LINEUPS TO BE ANNOUNCED. ALEJANDRO DE AZA - CF KEVIN "GREEK GOD OF WALKS" YOUKILIS - 3B ADAM "BIG'UN" DUNN - DH PAUL "THE PROFESSOR" KONERKO - 1B ALEX RIOS - RF AJ PIERZYNSKI - C Angels fans love AJ. DAYAN "THE TANK" VICIEDO - LF Dayan is friend to all. ALEXEI "THE CUBAN MISSILE" RAMIREZ - SS GORDON "BACON SLAYER" BECKHAM - 2B

QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 06:32 AM) Lastnight was Dempster's worst nightmare. That is the kind of results that will kill his next contract value. Shoulda stayed in the NL' But the Braves aren't fun.

That is one nice thing about the KW teams, there's been ONE terrible year, 2 below .500 years, and the rest have been good years. Meanwhile, it seems the "super crafty" GMs have a few years of brilliance (Theo and Amaro) where they throw massive amounts of money at everything, then it crashes and burns. Theo just merely jumped ship. The Red Sox are in for a long, painful decline.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Aug 3, 2012 -> 03:16 AM) I wonder if I am a lightning rod for discussion. It seems this season I tend to fire up people more than seasons of the past. In the Robin Hired thread I think I documented the moment in time where I started arguing with 75% of what you say. Yeah, you're normally a lightning rod, but this time around you're less of a lightning rod and more of a "Oh s***, now it's raining after the lightning started" type of deal.

So, what's everyone think of the Nats shutting Stras down at 160? What if they do it during the playoffs? I'd be livid if we shut Sale down for the playoffs.

QUOTE (JohnCangelosi @ Aug 2, 2012 -> 10:49 PM) Really we should do Bacardi at the park 3-4 hours before the game and then everyone can figure out their seats individually. No way does everyone agree on where to sit and how much to pay etc etc... BATP is the s***.

Happy Birthday guys! J4L, go to a bar and find you Snooki, brother.