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QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Aug 1, 2012 -> 06:26 PM) My brother-in-law is currently in the Air Force and decided to re-enlist for another 4 years. They gave him a list of places he could be based out of. My sister and him went through and created a list of places they want to go. One option they gave him was an unnamed base in Nevada where he gets on an unmarked bus Monday morning, travels to the unnamed base, and returns Friday afternoon; he would also be sworn to secrecy and never allowed to discuss his job. Yea, I think you and I both know the "real" name of this base. They decided to NOT list that as an option because she doesnt want him gone 5 days a week. Vegas?

QUOTE (Jake @ Aug 2, 2012 -> 12:41 AM) I do not believe that there is good reason to be a lover of the Bible AND be opposed to homosexuality.

Ideally, I'd like our rotation going into next to be: Sale Peavy Liriano Floyd/RH Upgrade From Floyd acquired via trade Quintana The problem is Danks. We can't trade him, but we really can't keep the Sale/Liriano/Quintana trio in the rotation with him. And maybe Jake would take 3/39, which would be his option next year + the $4M buyout + a third year at the same rate. Offer another buyout at the end of it worth around $2M and he might take it.

I'm going to start a day. "I've only had Chick-Fil-A once and it was ok but there aren't many near me and I prefer Subway and Steak & Shake to them so I'll just continue to eat at those locations instead of CFA and In-N-Out, not because of their political and theological values with which I disagree with, but because I don't really care all that much for them" Day.

QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Aug 1, 2012 -> 03:04 PM) I feel bad trolling, but Flapship is covering the s*** out of this. http://flapship.com/the-continueddefiance-of-penn-state/ Those commenters have pissed me off so much. I basically wrote another article responding to them.

QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 06:57 AM) Fire KW He netted us Liriano, so I'm ok with that move.

Edited for O-Dawg.

QUOTE (TitoMB @ Aug 1, 2012 -> 03:24 AM) So good, you have to read it twice. Fixed it.

Play this, then start reading while it goes. Last time we saw our heroes, former Twins AJ Pierzynski and Francisco Liriano continued and started to piss off our rivals from the cold land respectively. It was greatness to watch Liriano mow down hitters that weren't wearing White Sox uniforms. So, let's get to today's matchup. In this corner... JAKE f***ING PEAVY. He will continue to be mad at everything. 8-7, 3.15 ERA for the former Cy Young winner. VS. Scott "Don't Laugh at My Last Name" Diamond 9-4, 2.88 ERA. However, last time he faced the Sox at Target Field, he lost. So it shall continue. SOX BOUNCED BACK TO TAKE ONE FROM THE TWINKIES. SHALL THEY CONTINUE? AND DEFEAT THE HOSTESS SNACK CAKES? THEN BASK IN THE GLORY OF TWINS FANS' MISERY? YES. BECAUSE f*** ALL THE HATERS. THIS. IS. WHITE SOX. BASEBALL. AND NOW, FOR YOUR CHICAGO WHITE SOX. LINEUP ALEJANDRO DE AZA - CF KEVIN YOUKILIS - 3B ADAM "DONKEY" DUNN - 1B PAUL - "THE CAPTAIN" KONERKO - DH ALEX RIOS - RF His name is Rios and he dances on the paths, just like that hitter who is always fast. Points for someone getting this. A.J. PIERZYNSKI - C This pimp won us the last game. DAYAN "THE CUBAN TANK" VICIEDO - LF This guy had a badass catch and an RBI to get us on the board. Tank is powerful. ALEXEI "THE CUBAN MISSLE" RAMIREZ - SS Knocked in AJ to give us the "Let's go! Let's hit this piece of s***!" line. ORLANDO "O-DAWG" HUDSON - 2B

SUCK IT SPAN. WELCOME LIRIANO. All aboard the Night Train.

That was a little much there PK...

QUOTE (chw42 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 09:48 PM) Son of a b****. I hate Span so much.

Didn't we have Jeff Gray a few years ago?

AJ MOTHAf***AS

AJ MOTHAf***AS

The Tank

But seriously, Dayan's becoming a good fielder.

TANK MOTHERf***ER.

QUOTE (justBLAZE @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 09:00 PM) Did AJ just say: Let's go! Get this piece of s***? AJ is awesome.

QUOTE (kev211 @ Jul 31, 2012 -> 08:59 PM) Everyone who said it was over. Please leave this thread. HELLLLLLL YEAAAAH

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Come on Liriano.

I know this motherf***er ain't using Your Love for his at bat song.

Well s***.