EloyRedGloveSWAG

Time for the Colome heart attack experience. Keeping my fingers crossed and 911 on standby.

ELOY ONE BADASS MOFOCKA

Sox look like they're going to get no-hit tonight what the shit

Cy Mize is just cruisin

He GONE! Matt Foster with a slick inning hell yes

Damn, if only Nomar got just a little bit more under that pitch to give it some more elevation over the center field fence. Dude is straight MVP hall of fame material. F***ing legend. ??

The beast Nomar is up. Time for a badass Mazara homer right here baby.

Steve Cishek - the right-handed Will Ohman. Both garbage Cub relievers ?

It’s the Colome heart attack save attempt here we go

Colome you f***ing suck seriously? All with two out nobody on

Colome trying to give Soxtalk a heart attack

Edwin now hitting .168 baby what a beast

Ricky lose some weight you are so fat. Just eating that pen up...

Looks like Eloy might be getting his groove back after a mild mini-slump. Groovy ✌️ Love the anticipation of him knocking one out every at-bat when he's going good.

I'd leave Heuer in there for another inning. Dude is looking sharp. ?

Now it's time for the real MVP ageless wonder big dick Edwin Encarnacion to shine ?

Hell yeah Abreu thank you very much

Hell yeah Edwin Encarnacion bAbY. Our NELSON CRUZ. Age is just a number to this guy he's going to play ball until he's 60 and he's not gonna let up ever with that scintillating .173 average boiiiii ? Did you see how he took that walk like a boss? What a beast screw Luis Robert Edwin's winning MVP I'm calling it. ??

Thank GAWD uggghhh ?

Danegunnit Dunning ?

Steve Cishek sucks go back to the Cubs b****

I hope Evan isn't thinking about Sarah on the mound right now. He needs to learn how to forget about her.

Eloy needs to get his groove back. He must be wearing the wrong pair of red gloves. He's slipping....?

NOMAR MAZARA TOTAL ALPHA CHAD BIG DICK BOIIIIII. Greatest player on earth love that guy. F*** Robert and Abreu he's winning MVP I'm calling it. ??

C'mon Yoan. "One time". ?