EloyRedGloveSWAG

Sox can't hit cookies tonight. They must have all been sliders.

Ricky Renteria for Wal-Mart manager of the year

Nomar Mazara is a beast took that walk like a total alpha chad ? Greatest player ever ?

That was a Snickerdoodle. Luis only likes Chocolate Chip cookies right down the middle of plate.

Eloy must have familial ties to Derrick Rose...

Ricky is the greatest manager eva bruh

Call in the power of the red batting glove god Eloy . "One Time" C'mon ?

It would be really nice to sweep the scrubs at the ivy piss dumpster......sigh ?

Ricky Renteria is the greatest manager in White Sox history. He's the shit. Hell, I really like him. He can come over to my house and f my sister.

Leury killed the momentum with his crummy first pitch swinging groundout to first with men at second and third. F*** him.

Sox hitters are getting hits off sliders! Can you believe it? ?

What da f**k is Manny Banuelos still doing on this team? I feel like he should have been DFA’d awhile back along with Despaigne. Smh

Chuck is so cringe. The bad kind. Where is Bill Walton when you need him? ?

Eloy is a beast. I hope he can hit at least one more homer before the season’s out. ?

Those belt high sliders right down the middle of the zone are just so difficult to hit

Ruiz is a beast. I’m buying his jersey right now.

Be there when this happens next season

Meh, Cordell still sucks. ?

What a hot pickup that would be for any team oh boy. His agent’s phone is going to be ringing nonstop.

Tim gave a look at the home run a bit after he hit it. I hope that doesn’t entice the Twins to throw at him in tomorrow’s game. At least he didn’t throw the bat. That would’ve really set them off.

Benetti still talking about Romo... Jesus H. Christmas give it a rest you dweeb ?

I’m doing a huge Moan 4 Yoan to go deep here

Herrera’s in lol walk-off incoming

Should just change the team’s name from the White Sox to the Chicago Won’t Hit Sliders ?

Sliders are just so hard to hit