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Now that I can see who laughs at my posts, I'll know who to report to the mods

@Look at Ray Ray Run Wendell Carter might be passing up Sexton at this point unfortunately, he got better after being traded to another team.

This offseason is a complete failure. I'm done with this team. Fuck everybody.

I don't think Vaughn's value is at a low point. He held his own despite skipping AA and AAA. He also proved he can play LF.

I gotta give Bruce credit for one thing. He is shamelessly awful at tweeting, but he doesn't give a shit. He just rolls with it. It's like your grandpa trying to tweet, except it's a huge part of his job yet he just doesn't care that his tweets are always riddled with errors. Pretty hilarious actually.

He read it on Not Steve Cishek's twitter

Purely hypothetical. There's an obvious roster crunch with the fringe OF/DH/1st base players. The team also needs to be more left handed. Both of these guys can play LF. If the team was to trade one of these guys, which would you prefer?

The cutoff for savage is .875. He's slightly below savage unfortunately.

His body type, the 2 achilles tears, scouting reports. It seems like you're taking it personally that I said he is at best an average 3rd baseman. I didn't call him fat slob, so I don't know why you're equating what I said with that. What makes you think he can be an above average 3rd baseman? Blind optimism?

What about Jake Burger makes people think he can play 2B? The guy is at best an average 3rd baseman, probably below average. His range would be absolutely horrendous at 2B. Imagine a team with Jake Burger at 2nd, Eloy in LF, Vaughn/Sheets in RF, and Jose at 1st. The pitchers would be livid. That's an all time bad defense.

Harrison Barnes, Christian Wood, and Jerami Grant are all guys the FO should be looking to trade for using PWill/Coby/Portland 1st. They're all on teams that are or will be rebuilding. They're all on 2 year deals. I think the Bulls have enough to make one of those trades work. That would truly make this team a contender.

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Agreed. Parkman already told us the Sox won't be spending. Author is clearly a dope.

You're so smart caulfield! Gotta let everybody know you figured it out!

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@South Side Woke Man now's your chance!

Of course you're a CVS guy!

It's simply the best ice cream flavor out there. Nothing touches it in my book.

LOL, this is good.

The CVS pharmacists were such assholes to me one time. I'm never going back there again. They also NEVER have Ben and Jerry's Phish Food in stock. Fuck CVS.

I've stopped scanning my card and getting discounts because I don't want to be angered by that abomination of a receipt.

Only $1.99! Highway robbery compared to CVS/Walgreens.

Got these at Marshalls today. As a sour candy fan, they're pretty fire! I recommend for those who enjoy sour candy.

Holy shit, maybe that means Jerry will actually be opening the pocketbook. Chuck usually has some insight into the organization. @Jack Parkman get ready to eat a steaming pile of crow.