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Welp, I hope there is a chance. Looks like I'll be winning the ban bet though. Harper is going to the dodgers probably. I hope I'm wrong and he comes to the Sox.

You can bet the mobile home on it

There is no way he is worse than Abreu at 1B. I hope Yonder plays 1st and Abreu DHs. Sometimes I wonder if Jose is playing first base with a frying pan instead of a glove.

Ditto.

Does this mean Abreu is gone?

Wow real news!

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U all believe dumb tumor about harper lmao Reddit suck 50m more for Harper plz jerry

^ he must be doing a greg impression and it went over my head

It would have been faster to Google it and find that info rather than make a post about it. The answer is literally in the post above yours. Quit being lazy

Jack, please, your unwaivering optimism is getting out of control. Let's get back to reality here.

No more animosity~~ lettuce all hope Harper comes here, resulting in a suspension for me

People here need to stop getting their panties in bunches. I messaged fathom what I know. All it was is that I have reasons to believe the Cubs are working on a big move. Never said it is definitively Harper. I fear that it is, though. I get that I keep things light hearted around here, but I've never spread false rumors. I really don't give a damn if people believe me or not. People on here have divulged rumors they have heard, and I'm grateful for that. This forum is the truth and I love the knowledge I've gotten from it. Just trying to do the same.

That would literally be pathetic. I let him know it could have serious implications for my career if he did. It is unlikely that it would, but you never know. I've never tried to spread a false rumor on here.

Mods are free to ban me for a week. The terms are laid out above.

Lmao what a crock of garbage. Maybe you should reread it.

Bro I sent you what I sent fathom. I didn't say he would sign today. I didn't even say it was Harper for sure.

Since when are you part of the bet? You have no say in the terms. Unless you want to be part of the bet, you don't make the terms. I sent you what I know.

F it, let's do this big boy. Like I said, I don't know if they are working on Harper or not, all I know is they are in the middle of something big. It just gives creedance to the fact that the Cubs are very likely still in the Harper running. You've got way better odds than I do,and but whatever. The ban bet is on.

I said what I know. The Cubs are working on something big. What that means, I don't know. Could be Harper, could be Machado. Could be anything.

I pmed fathom and a mod regarding what I heard. If you don't believe me, I'd be happy to make ban bets with your non-believing asses.

A source tells me that big news may be coming from the Cubs soon... Not sure what that means. It could be another player. I know nobody has reason to believe me, but I've never tried to break any news on here. I'm really nervous. Hope it isn't Bryce.

He is one good looking dude. Ink him

15 years, 149,000 posts

Dude is a filth monster, but a 33 year old reliever scares me. He'll get a good contract.