That's a joke right? Our immigration is really easy. Painfully slow in some cases, very quick in others, depends who you work for. We charge criminals with lesser crimes here so not to affect their status in this country, it's bloody ridiculous. I'm sure he could get in and stay out his days without trouble, but nobody would listen to U.S. rants he'd have to get some Canadian ones, and Apu should definately stay out of the West though, Alberta's guns are very abundant and their politics are further right than George W's.