Jose Abreu

Mission successful lol

Runner was slower than Tim Anderson ?

#HireOzzie

Yes

Oh right. I had forgotten about that to be honest.

fixed

Alonso will be traded, if I had to guess. There's definitely a market for a 1B/DH whose xOPS right now is somewhere in the .830s.

Even worse, Engel will get starts in CF while Robert rides the pine

Preach. It's baseball, not football. I'll never understand the people who get upset over these things. The Sox swept the 90 win Rays in Tampa last summer, too.

Enjoy AAA, Thyago. Meanwhile we're gonna keep Fulmer up so that he can set the MLB record for walks by a reliever.

Yes, they do. He's doing pretty well

Stephens has like a 9 ERA in AAA. Bring up Lambert or Flores honestly.

Imagine giving up a HR to a guy named Tony Salamander

How?

2/24, 3rd year team option at 13

Nova the magician! No luck involved!

And now he's up to an .896 OPS and 137 wRC+. But don't worry, next time he goes 0-4, the whole board will be here to remind us that he's a washed up bum who is actually 40

He's gotta be into the deep hundreds at this point in terms of lives

Yeah about that...

Jose Abreu has an .887 OPS and 135 wRC+. Super, super confusing since I was told by half the board two weeks ago that he’s washed.

100% K-rate in AA. Despicable

But are their last names all Garcia?

No because his underlying peripherals, while not great, are still worlds better than Santana's and imply that he's not as bad as his results would suggest so far. In a month or so, however, if he's still getting rocked, then perhaps.