Lukakke Appling

Just dotting corners too. His command is back as well.

Oppor is all over the place. Hopefully just some jitters.

6 swinging strikes his last inning alone. He’s filthy.

I mean, Hudson faced two guys and got two outs. The passed ball is what really hurt. This is so fucking stupid.

I’m probably in the minority, but I absolutely hate the ABS thing. It takes on way too central a role in the game. Just have the strike zone totally automated.

Baseball feels like an especially unfortunate sport to play as a public masturbator.

He’s DHing.

The ol’ hump-n-dump. Classic Benny.

Those two runs were scored in loving memory of Andrew Benintendi’s dignity.

He didn’t call you back?

Interesting on Hacopian. I don’t think he can stick at short, however, which is a pretty big separator.

Brandon Young - career 6.24era - starting for the O’s.

Amen

Bonemer with a rope double and holy hell Wolkow hit a ball over the right field bullpen that looked like it never got more than 15’ off the ground. Wish there was exit velo number for it.

Very lucky he didn’t swing on the first pitch. That was on a tee.

Probably for the best Hawk is retired.

Charlotte postponed and W-S delayed.

Kay

Really happy for Ozzie. He loves this franchise like we do. They should invite Donaldson to the ceremony.

Appropriate the Canadian walks off the Blue Jays. Good for Peters.

This got a rare real life laugh-out-loud from me.

This team is going to kill me.

Guys he’s drafted have mostly only begun to trickle into the big leagues. I’m sorry that doesn’t fit your narrative.

One encouraging note is Acuna’s bat speed is way back up, and that’s not something that needs a large sample size. Didn’t know where else to post this.

5K’s and most importantly 0 walks so far for Hagen. Fairly economical by his standards sitting at 50 pitches through 3 innings. He and Shultz have been very encouraging to start.