Lukakke Appling

If Landon doesn’t sign to a friendly bonus they should move Jim’s office to the basement like Milton in Office Space. I’m really dating myself with these references today.

I wasn’t trying to jump on you, just trying to show that Gonzalez’ draft position is irrelevant at this point. If you think he’s worth more than what we got for him, I can understand that view.

Damn Schmidt to the Guardians.

By that logic if we traded Benintendi for the 34th pick, that would have been a disaster too

Logan Schmidt wouldn’t totally shock me, but I wonder if they go the college route.

Did they announce Prosek as 3B or C? edit: looks like 2b

Of fucking course Lowrence goes to the Dodgers.

Perez isn’t ready for the bigs. He’s a toolsy guy, but he definitely needs more seasoning.

My money’s on Palka

Yes!!! The Acuña game.

Lowrance would be a nice get.

Newcomb has been a godsend

JFC guy. Shave your head, it’s over.

Vargas needs to start taking those himself

Geezus. Ok so the nickname Boner is officially out!

If an evangelical nut like Kirk Cameron can have a best friend with the nickname Boner, I don’t see why we can’t have a player with that moniker.

100%

Bit of a shocker for the Royals.

I’d the Sox can float that Condon kid to 34 I’ll do cartwheels. I very much doubt it though.

Definitely think this takes Lackey out of the mix for 1:1

Contreras?

This trade is about as “we’ll see” as it gets.

They must have someone in mind they needed this pick/money for.

Still clingin on to that one, eh

Our Banadian treasure.