Lukakke Appling

I just said “oooOOOOooo a lefty!” like a little schoolboy and judging by the look I got I’m fairly certain I’m never getting laid again.

For fucks sake mccann

You don’t buy calls in the zone, but you can lose them. But whatever get Rosario.

Poorly received, didn’t get the call, single on the next pitch. Ugh.

Tweeted Jason my belief that Donaldson would have cut that off... asshole didn’t even give me credit. I WANT MY 15 MINUTES JASON!

Donaldson would have cut that off and made the out. 100%

A home run here with a “fuck you” bat flip would bring a tear to my eye

TOLD YOU GUYS. oops

Bunt was just for show

I’d prefer to walk off...in the top of the 9th after a 1-2-3 inning with a 7-3 win.

Well that was a rollercoaster of emotion

Would really love to beat these assholes.

Just about the worst at bat you could possible have.

What a goof

Pretty weak AB. But tie game, made him work.

Nice hustle.

He’s running for sure here, right?

Man Robert is such an easy out right now. Hope he snaps out of it before the end of the month. That’s a big ol’ bat we could use.

It’s great for the Sox, but the look I get after he clobbers it haunts my soul.

I think on two occasions this year I’ve said out of frustration to my lady friend, who is a big fan of his, that Edwin is toast. On both occasions he’s homered on the next pitch.

That was a gift and he just watched it. Weird.

Like hawk used to say, if you’re gonna get beat do it bisquick.

Every time we hit a pop up I have this little bit of deeply buried hope that Gordon beckham is going to come out of nowhere and and flop on top of it.

Stashak is really shutting us down.

Only a .03 lead for Tim in the batting title race.