Lukakke Appling

Tell me someone else heard Melton call an eephus pitch an "oofus" ...... Which sounds appropriately similar to doofus. That man is a national treasure.

QUOTE (flavum @ Mar 11, 2015 -> 03:25 PM) Rodon really 6'3" or is that being generous? Kiley (I think it was) over at FanGraphs said he was definitely closer to 6' even than 6'3"

QUOTE (CarlosMartinez @ Mar 11, 2015 -> 02:00 PM) Bonifacio CF: 10 - Cabrera LF: 5 - staxx, CarlosMartinez LaRoche 1B: 3 - joejoedairy Garcia RF: 5 - Condor13, TouchemAllJoe, Blackout Friday Gillaspie 3B: 7 - hi8is, Jose Abreu Saladino SS: 8 - jimmy Brantly C: 5 - JoshuaStrong Soto DH: 5 - buehrle> wood, shysocks, Sanchez 2B: 10 - Bench: 10 -

QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 4, 2015 -> 02:58 PM) Bruce Levine ‏@MLBBruceLevine 1h1 hour ago Gordon Beckham -New approach to hitting . Story -@670TheScore and @cbschicago See BS, Chicago! I had to. It was in the spirit of Lionel Hutz. No, money down!

I would have thought Raul Fernandez would be the obvious choice.

QUOTE (LDF @ Jan 4, 2015 -> 08:18 AM) welcome to the board. i know you mention trading Sale for this joke of hearing Melton saying his name, but really Sale??? I know, unrealistic. Throw in Abreu. Jokes aside I don't think depth at SS is a pressing issue. He's an interesting name based on how much the Dodgers invested in him (and the aforementioned Melton pronunciation) but I think there are more immediate needs than what he can potentially provide.

I would trade Sale for him simply to hear Melton pronounce his name during ST.