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If Eloy hadn't almost died last evening, that last ball he hit tonight would've been gone. He will be stronger by tomorrow.

Some people prefer the little debbie products so I was just trying to be generous but I'm more of a Hostess guy. I actually prefer the Hostess Ding Dong. Interestingly, down South and in Canada they are called Hostess King Don's.

2 hands catch.....Eloy pay attention.

Hmmmmm

Someone will pay him....he's the new Bartolo Colon. Although Bartolo might come back too ?

I will gladly pack a fucking lunch for each and every one of them.....PBJ, capri sun, and a hostess hoho as my parting gift. Maybe a Little Debbie....their choice.

"Do you have your own glove?"

Perez is not on the 40 man....gotta make a move?

DUMBASS!!!

I'll take their starting Catcher please, Cali.

Will Carlos Perez come up?

Great camera work Elvis is awesome

Elvis just remembered "hey I own Cleveland."

Too soon Jack

That injury is on McEwing......somebody PACK HIS FUCKING LUNCH!!!!!

Who's starting the fire Super Joe thread? With no outs?!?!?

Can we go over that argument for not resigning him again? I mean I guess I understand the argument but how do you get rid of your biggest run producer by far?

We are probably still scoreless if that was a ground rule double....got a little lucky.

Fine....needed some new drawers....but fine. Thanks for asking.

Arrrrggghhhhh

If he looks at another called 3rd strike I'm gonna lose my shit

Another please Shane

Jose didn't miss it

I'd rather have mustard manage the White Sox.

You gotta wonder does Cueto watch from the bench and think "fuck this offense sucks."