Ducksnort

Drinking day at the office

The good: Robert, Eloy, Kopech all should be back by September The bad: Not sure this team can take another major injury...but they've proven us wrong so far.

Man I hope so. Took off work to enjoy the game today ? supposed to be beautiful weather too!! Like 71 and endless sun. Really what I'm hoping for is to see Moncada back, a few homers, and of course a W! This will be my first game since I saw them play in Minnesota (the infamous Merecedes game) so maybe today will be the day he breaks out of his massive slump.

I agree. Wonder if there's a stat for that?

Beautiful slider

Leury Garcia is a solid third baseman

Wonder if Bummer is playing hurt

Damn, slick lick Luery. Earning his keep.

As long as Jose gets hot at the right time in September and October, no one will remember this early season slump.

Nope

Will this be the moment Jose starts tearing it up?

Ahahaha TLR did something for this ump. He's getting us calls left and right.

" You get some bench! And you get some bench! You all get some bench!"

Kuechel getting the outside parts of the zones are going to really help him tonight if he stays out there

Hmmm...

I think I just heard TLR laughing, and I'm no where near Chicago.

As the great Hawk Harrelson said, hitting is contagious. They'll get hot again. I'm worried about our MVP. That dude hasn't really broke out yet. Seems to be slow on the heaters and chasing the sliders more. And I'm a BIG Abreu fan.

I mean, most teams can't when they're perfectly located like all those were

Crochet just tore that dude apart

Literally how much more bad luck can you have with injuries and illnesses? This is just insane.

It also makes me wonder, if Yolmer was as versatile as Leury is in the field, would they have kept Yolmer instead?

The only way Leury leaves this team is if he gets injured. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had a long IL stint yet this season...he usually does get hurt. Maybe he's next on the hit-list for the injury bug.

Danny Mendick everyone. He saved the ballgame.

This game is the definition of winning ugly. At least, the last few innings were. But I don't know how to win any other way than ugly with this asanine Manfred ball.

Slider lookin sexy now