KrankinSox

Not much of a Marvel guy. Batman for life.

Lenyn Sosa just hit a 2 run HR in a parallel universe. Let's see what Leury does here in hell universe

Letting the Orioles come into our park, talk shit, and kick our ass. Wake up!

4/20

RIP HIS HEAD OFF

Not sure what it is specifically but Tony is looking extra handsome tonight. I'm expecting a big night.

We've already seen Roe fall in and out of the news cycle over the last month or so. Soon there will be something else for everyone else to yell at eachother about. Anyway, I'll respect the board rules and leave it at that. Go sox. Whoever has the capabilities can feel free to lock this thread...not that you needed my permission anyway.

1) How is Sosa supposed to play great immediately if he isn't even playing? 2) Why was Sosa called up to be a temporary filler for injury? How are we this dysfunctional?

Today ain't special. Next week people will have moved to another democracy shattering crisis. This is how our news cycle works.

What does SLaM stand for?

What's special about today?

Sigh

Appreciate the feedback. I suggest changing the SLaM description to remove the line about politics. Confusing.

As if Pale Hose Talk isn't toxic. Have you read a game thread? Bring back political talk. Too much mod overreach imo. We're all big boys and girls here.

A lot of excitement around Montgomery and rightfully so. Excited to see how he handles WS. Does anyone have any scouting about how his defense has looked at SS? I know some of the talk around him at draft time was that he may project more as a 3B, especially as his body fills out more. How has he handled SS so far?

The answer is yes. This is sports. Of course they CAN turn it around. Will they? I don't know. Neither do you.

We, the fans, are Lennie. All we want to do is tend to the rabbits (watch a competent baseball team). We don't ask for much. Just petting some rabbits (watching competent baseball). Reinsdorf is George. Leading us to believe we can tend to the rabbits but really his plan all along was to put a bullet in our heads (maximize profit without making a genuine effort to win on the field). Maybe we'll tend to the rabbits in heaven.

She wants him. That's her way of telling you. Stay away from the ballpark with her.

Good luck!

Was it Moncada's music video?

Sept. 22, 2008 Five-year-old Jake Hahn tells his father that the coin toss for home field in the event a one-game playoff between the White Sox and Minnesota Twins would land on "heads." Father adheres to the sage advice, and Game 163 would be played at U.S. Cellular Field. (Daily Herald, Oct. 5, 2008) THANK YOU, JAKE HAHN

It's real

Noooo

Unbelievable

Just not our night. The o's D has been ridiculous in the OF