KrankinSox

I liked the part about Arnold Palmer's wife being overjoyed that Arnold finally beat Hawk in golf, which meant Arnie was happy enough to come home and lay the pipe.

TONY'S BOYS DON'T QUIT (hope the OF is ok)

God we suck

Do not let Harrison on the plane tonight.

HAHAHA

Did you eat it?

He was definitely out. Didn't hustle out of the box.

We need this W in the absolute worst way. Find a way to scrape one across. Please.

Burger lol

What did we do to deserve this

Really disappointing season from Sheets so far after we saw a solid platoon bat last season. This is what the Sox get for going cheap though. Somehow on a team full of DHs, our DH stinks.

I understand the BMI chart is nonsense. Which is why I said it makes no sense. But factually speaking, he is "overweight". Just saying! For the record, I'd like to trade bodies with Yoan and be "overweight" like he is too.

Thanks for being my Bat Signal. Did somebody say something bad about my daddy Trump?

At 6'2" and 225 pounds, Yoan Moncada is 32 pounds overweight. "Normal" is 148 to 193 pounds. Overweight is 194 to 232 pounds. Obese is 233+ pounds. https://www.rush.edu/how-much-should-i-weigh I would like to add that these BMI ranges make absolutely no sense to me and I've never understood the way they are constructed. But hey, science.

I'm never attending another game until TLR wins the World Series

Hilarious to me how much this team has struggled offensively this season but have losses to Cleveland and LA when scoring 8 and 9 runs, respectively. That's the 2022 White Sox for you. Actually they scored more than 8 in the Cleveland game, but 8 in 9 innings

Sheets and Grandal can't do anything with fastballs down the middle

Pre-emptively posting this: Grandal is a flat out embarrassment.

Moncada is a flat out embarrassment.

Go get 'em tomorrow

Huh?? Lynn will be back in the middle of next week. Eloy probably back not much after Lynn. TA rehabbing during the next road trip would be next week so likely returning during the homestand 6/20-6/26. All 3 should be back within 2 weeks.

Jack is right. 2005 was fake. Everything is fake. We live in a simulation. Everyone you love is fake, everything you do is fake, everywhere you go is fake. And if it's not, well,, you and everyone you know will all die one day and be forgotten. Stop enjoying stuff guys. There's no point.

Rocky 4 is incredible

What is going on!!!

Bases loaded. Here we go...