Cali Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 I've been thinking about this one for a while and I'm sure other people will give some idea's that I'll wish I would have thought of but f*** it. Basically you put together your perfect woman from celebrities singers etc. using the categories below. The only rule is you can't use the same woman twice. Eyes: Amanda Peet Nose: Jennifer Garner Lips: Angelina Jolie Smile: Kate Beckinsale Breasts: Jennifer Connelly Stomach: Keira Knightly Ass: Scarlett Johannsen (That opening scene in LIT convinced me) Legs: Rebecca Romijn Stamos Optional - Feel free to come up with your own ideas Laugh: Cameron Diaz Hair: Sara Rue (I'm a sucker for a Red Head) Voice: Kate Winslet (I'm a sucker for a British Accent) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Physical features: Legs: Shannon Elizabeth Face: Jennifer Aniston Ass: Beyonce Knowles Breasts: Alyssa Milano Stomach: Jessica Alba Hair: Brunette; nobody comes to mind Smile: Faith Hill Voice: Catherine Zita Jones Personality: Intelligence: Jessica Simpson Sluttiness: Tara Reid The rest doesn't matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Legs: Stacy Keibler Face: Adriana Lima Ass: Vida Guerra Breasts: Britney Spears Stomach: Janet Jackson Hair: Jessica Simpson Smile: Charlize Theron Voice: Christina Aguilera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Intelligence: Jessica Simpson This burn would be too easy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 12, 2004 Share Posted April 12, 2004 Remember that Victor decided the risks were too great to create a Frankenwoman. Image if it all desn't work out like to planned. Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted April 13, 2004 Author Share Posted April 13, 2004 Remember that Victor decided the risks were too great to create a Frankenwoman. Image if it all desn't work out like to planned. Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her I think you're reading too much into this.... *BUMP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Remember that Victor decided the risks were too great to create a Frankenwoman. Image if it all desn't work out like to planned. Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her We had to read this in Senior English this year. I really enjoyed it. I was confused at first though, because in all the movies etc....Frankenstein is always the monster's name, but to find out it was the scientist's name was interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I would participate, but the thought of combining a bunch of women into one person is nasty. It would be disgusting. Anyway, carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Eyes: Jennifer Garner Lips: Angelina Jolie Smile: Carmen Electra Breasts: Pamela Anderson Stomach: Jessica Alba Ass: Jennifer Lopez (surprised noone said that yet.) Legs: Serena Williams Face: Halle Berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 spleen: Keira Knightly 10th cranial nerve: Jessica Alba hypothalamus: That British chick from "Serendipity" uvula: Alyssa Milano sabaceous glands: Pamela Anderson I think that covers all the important parts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Didn't Christy Brinkly and Billy Joel's baby look like him and sing like her Aren't you a lil too young to be quotin' Shaw? Perfect woman....Different day, different mood.....I guess it would include a crazy mix of Thandie Newton, Jen Connelly, Mandy Moore, Jose Valentin, Michelle Pfeiffer, A-Jo....ah f*** it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Jose Valentin What a hottie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Jose Valentin What a hottie Evil misquoter!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 hypothalamus: That British chick from "Serendipity" You, my friend, have great taste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Hm, for a man: Charlie Chaplin's voice in Modern Times Follows directions as well as Milgram's subjects Who needs looks when you've got those two things going for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 You, my friend, have great taste! Yep, that hypothalamas will secrete hormones, and help with basic motivational activities like eating and drinking like no other....hott Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Charlie Chaplin's voice in Modern Times Wow so you mean im not the only one thats seen that movie?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 Hm, for a man: Hey Soxy, don't you be hijackin' this thread now By which I mean, make with the Franken-woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bones Posted April 13, 2004 Share Posted April 13, 2004 I would participate, but the thought of combining a bunch of women into one person is nasty. It would be disgusting. Anyway, carry on. exactly, although it is entertaining to see what people say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Yep, that hypothalamas will secrete hormones, and help with basic motivational activities like eating and drinking like no other....hott Vital autonomic regulatory centers, baby... that's what I'm talking about. Heartbeats and parasympathetic good vibrations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 hypothalamus: That British chick from "Serendipity" Kate Beckinsale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Kate Beckinsale. Yeah, that's her. A tall drink of water that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted April 15, 2004 Author Share Posted April 15, 2004 Yeah, that's her. A tall drink of water that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 This burn would be too easy.... What if it was Paris Hilton's intelligence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 I have no idea for these...haha. Wow, who knew it was such a hard question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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