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Fucking Koch

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Honestly what will we get for this guy if we trade him? 1 hotdog and a beer?

Not exactly!!! We'll get what comes out about an hour after you finish them!!

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  • turn him into a submarine pitcher. he could only do better.

But just remember...once Koch leaves the Sox...he will throw 100 MPH and save 40+ a year again...

I hope this is sarcasm, but then it should be in green.If you really believe this then go to Google and do a search for BLOWN SAVES.

 

Go to the third listing down and you will find out how Billy Koch did what he did in Oakland. They saved his ass numerous times over there. He has sucked for 4 years now. He has blown a lot of saves and has given up a lot of hits the past 4 years. I don't care how many he has actually saved. He will never throw 100+ again. Never!

 

However, he is also untradeable. Who the hell wants this guy for 6 million? We could only possibly release him and just eat the 6 million or hope someone else signs him and we end up paying him a little bit less.

The thing that pisses me off the most is the starting pitchers (Loaiza and Buerhle mainly) basically take their arms off throwing 110+ pitches through 6+ innings, and this piece of s*** can't get even a 1-2-3 inning. ONE MORE TIME :fyou KOCH.

Man it just pisses me off so much now how the Twins lost Guardado and Hawkins but somehow figured out Nathan would be a good closer.

Honestly what will we get for this guy if we trade him? 1 hotdog and a beer?

:headbang that'd be a steal for us

And Lord knows the Dogs would be generic and the beer Keystone Light. :puke

Natty Light and leftover hotdogs fished out of the trash at the Cell.

Don't get to greedy one or the other.

thats pushing it

As much as I'd love to give Koch another chance, I still would like to see him work out his troubles and eventually, when ready, pitch in this White Sox organization dominating once again. Yeah, bash me. I don't care. Tonights loss was directly on him. 6.5 million dollars for a closer with 8 saves and 3 blown saves is s***. Worse than s***, its...manure...but at least I acknowledge that in spite of your hate statements that Billy Koch is a human being, with feelings too. I'm crazy. Oh Well, start the bashings!!!

 

:unsure: Where did we go wrong, man?

 

:violin

 

Now a song I have prepared for you all

 

Koch ain't goin no where

He's a KW guy

Koch ain't goin no where

He's part of the World Series Pie

Koch ain't goin no where

but his fast balls reach 93 mph

Koch ain't goin no where on his 6.5 salary

God bless him, he's going to AAA!

It was only a matter of time before it got to the point to where the defense COULDN'T bail him out anymore.

 

Please, Ozzie, make the call, relieve Koch of his duties.

However, he is also untradeable. Who the hell wants this guy for 6 million? We could only possibly release him and just eat the 6 million or hope someone else signs him and we end up paying him a little bit less.

This is the best option because not only is he gone, but we might actually get the benefit of getting to face him. :headbang

I'm telling you, Shingo would get the job done and the 9th will be alot easier to breathe for the players and the fans.

As much as I'd love to give Koch another chance, I still would like to see him work out his troubles and eventually, when ready, pitch in this White Sox organization dominating once again.  Yeah, bash me. I don't care. Tonights loss was directly on him. 6.5 million dollars for a closer with 8 saves and 3 blown saves is s***. Worse than s***, its...manure...but at least I acknowledge that in spite of your hate statements that Billy Koch is a human being, with feelings too. I'm crazy. Oh Well, start the bashings!!!

 

:unsure: Where did we go wrong, man?

 

:violin

 

Now a song I have prepared for you all

 

Koch ain't goin no where

He's a KW guy

Koch ain't goin no where

He's part of the World Series Pie

Koch ain't goin no where

but his fast balls reach 93 mph

Koch ain't goin no where on his 6.5 salary

God bless him, he's going to AAA!

You are crazy. At 6.5 mil a year I dont give a flying f*** about his feelings. Of all the f***ing things to say. If he cant f***ing hack it then he needs to take a f***ing walk. f*** him!!!

Botch should be chained to the wall and then all 4 starters should bean him with fastballs till he dies, that'd be some semblance of justice.

yea you dont need to kill somebody for losing a baseball game. cant win em all, just go out and win the next one

Fine, he'll throw 94 but have some better stuff and close and save 40 games...better?

Just wanted to point out. This will be a thread that rivals the "Motherf*** dips*** passionless" thread.

I'm telling you, Shingo would get the job done and the 9th will be alot easier to breathe for the players and the fans.

Plus the guy is just friggin' GREAT fun to watch throw!

Send his ass down - call up Wunsch. At least, AT LEAST, Wunsch can get out lefties once in a while.

 

We should have been 3-2 on this road trip. Billy f***ed up royally....

Well at least the lakers lost

:lol: :headbang :headbang :headbang

This is the best option because not only is he gone, but we might actually get the benefit of getting to face him. :headbang

With are luck he would come back and shut us down 1-2-3.

I'm telling you, Shingo would get the job done and the 9th will be alot easier to breathe for the players and the fans.

I Think that we all pretty much agree with you, but as someone said earlier, Reinsey won't pay someone 6 mil. to sit on the bench. So much for his philosophy of doing "Anything" to be able to give up Bulls rings for a W.S. title!

yea you dont need to kill somebody for losing a baseball game. cant win em all, just go out and win the next one

This is one the sox should have definitely won. No excuse whatsoever.

Setup

Marte

Jackson

 

Specialist

Wunsch

(someone traded for Botch)

 

Mopup

Cotts

Adkins

 

Closer

Zero

 

Better?..

This is one the sox should have definitely won. No excuse whatsoever.

yea i know but cant do anything about it now

This is the best option because not only is he gone, but we might actually get the benefit of getting to face him. :headbang

Florida needs bullpen help. They've been thinkin about acquirin Jose Contreas, how bout we giv em Billy Koch instead, I don't care if they don't hav to pay a cent. ;)

I think it's closer by committee time. If there are two lefties coming up, let Marte close it. If it's mostly righties, let Takatsu close. Anyone, ANYONE in the bullpen except for Koch. He is f***ing awful. He sucks, I hate him. Honestly, I'm going to boo his sorry ass the next time I see him. Koch you stupid f***ing f***.

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