Quote, Cut, and Paste the very best to here.

"the very best"

 

My New Years' resolution is to be a smartass. Or a bigger smartass anyway.

From ManofSteel

I nominate the entire Photoshop Soxtalk movie thread.

 

Linky

 

Great thread, great idea for a thread. I was ROFL the whole time.

Me either, but I can post one handed

 

That explains a lot.

 

Two hands, Two computers, Two posts at once

 

****Tex made the response*****

Gene Honda Civic in the Flying Under the Radar thread about Kobe and how some NBA players are giving up $1000 for each point they score;

 

It would be the first time all year that Kobe realizes he has teammates and starts passing...

The set up

Speaking of critics, when we finally do win a World Series, think they will erect a statue of Mariotti for all his helpful suggestions?

 

[logging off and running for cover]

 

Speaking of which I liked his column today

 

The punch line by YASNY

 

The pigeons have to have somewhere to s***.

In the "Weird Quirks" thread:

 

Cheat said:

 

I'm a terrible car passenger --- I have an overwhelming cumpulsion to open the door while the car is moving.  I have to always keep the door locked, and if it's one of those that will open anyways, remind myself not to pull too hard on the lever. -- I'm fine when I'm driving though, I guess it's a control issue

 

Donkey Kongerko's response:

 

Have you ever actually done it and jumped from a moving vehicle? I'm no shrink but maybe your compulsion is based on curiousity and would cure itself if you tried it.

 

From the thread about the Sox having a charity wiffle ballgame with disadvantaged kids.

 

The quote

The young boy stepped to the makeshift plate in the Crystal Ballroom of the Hyatt Regency Hotel, waiting for the pitch from White Sox outfielder Joe Borchard.

 

robinventura23

Later on, the young boy struck out Joe Borchard on three straight pitches.

LMAO Southsider rules the day

 

The set up in Pale Hose regarding the guy who was wearing a "screen-name tag" at Soxfest and had water thrown on him.

 

 

From:  insiderinfo Jan-16 12:09 pm

To:  ALL (1 of 183)

  36237.1

I was at Sox Fest yesterday night and I was wearing my nametag with my name insiderinfo on it. Two guys came up to me, asked me if i posted on the whitesox message board. I said yes and they threw 2 cups of water on me and ran away laughing. I want to know who did it so I can get you banned. I ran after them but couldnt catch them. WHO DID IT?

 

The kid later explained others were wearing "screen-name" tags with their post counts.

 

From Southsider2k5 comes this gem

 

LMFAO! Nametags? With post totals? Why didn't they just list their penis sizes? There would have been plenty of room on the tags from the sounds of it.

 

Great one liner in the thread about Bush thanking God.

 

(FlaSoxxJim @ Jan 21, 2005 -> 05:55 PM)

Looks to be standing room only for history's several billion Christians (kneeling room for Catholics of course).

 

And Jackie Hayes reply

 

If that's the role that Catholics play in heaven, I'm glad I haven't been very good in my life.

So... I get credit for the assist on that, right?

santo=dorf from one of the Iguchi threads:

 

His agent was looking for "Matsui" money the entire time, but now he might have to settle for "Matt Suey" money.

Tmar's quote in Valponick's thread on his trouble with taxes...

 

your going to jail. see you in 4-6 years

 

bmags on collectionplategate:

 

Flasoxxjimm: To be fair the President usually doesn't carry a wallet or identification with him.

 

bmags: really? but how would he get gas?

From the Tigers-White Sox Fight thread and the repeated pleas for someone to have the video, came 3E8 to the rescue

 

I wasn't able to find any video of the fight, but I did manage to find some still footage.

from 'Sosa dumped from Cubs calendar' thread:

 

Here are the months on the Official SamME Calendar:

 

Sammuary

Februsosa

March Of The Gladiator

Sosapril

SamMAY

JuNo See Me Leave Early That Day

JuLying About That Surveillance Video

August of Wind Kept That Homer In The Park

Sammytember

OctobrrrrrIt's Too Cold To Play That Last Game

Sosember

Decemmy

 

from 'Sosa dumped from Cubs calendar' thread:

 

Damn Goldy you beat me to the punch

from 'Sosa dumped from Cubs calendar' thread:

 

It's got my vote as well.

From the catch-all anything thread

 

Because the people that do that are getting pissed and smoking f**s in Britain.

 

context is everything

Greasywheels in the " 'Aviator' and Signature" thread: